Comical Yasuo

So, I thought of this one day while i was playing yasuo. What if there was a skin for yasuo in which instead of wielding a sword, he wielded a rubber chicken; and every time your q successfully lands on a target, it makes a squeaking noise. Instead of a fedora, he should have a party hat (cone-shaped). He should be dressed somewhat like a typical clown (face paint, a flower that squirts water on his shirt, etc) and every time he e's confetti pops out of the target. Whenever Yasuo says the quote "Face the wind!" , there should be a flatulence sound in the background. I know this sounds stupid, but that is mostly the point of the concept. Please riot, i need this skin in my life.