The Juggernaut Club: Part 14
In the Shadow Isles, Ryze is preparing to cast his ult to teleport the Juggernaut Club to Ionia.
: How did you even get me to agree to do this anyways?
: Never mind the details, just get us out of here!
: Muffled yelling, it sounds happy, so he must be cheering that they are finally getting closer to getting him healed
Morde and Yorick look back at the Thresh Cream Parlor building
: I still can't believe that he actually did it.
: Nor do I. But that Ice-cream was DARN good!
: Morde's just jealous because HE can't taste things anymore.
: Alright, here we go!
Ryze ults, and they all vanish inside the teleportation field.
In some random field in Ionia, everyone reappears.
Everyone jumps for joy.
: FINALLY! WE MADE IT!
: One quick thing...
Everyone: What?
: We're IN Ionia, that's for sure, but I can't designate a specific landing zone. You're gonna have to try to find your way to wherever you're going from here, depending on whatever part of Ionia this even IS.
: Who cares!? We actually MADE it!
In a different part of Ionia, Gangplank's Ship has reached shore, and Jhin climbs off.
: Home at last!
He looks around the dock, and sees Yasuo and Taliyah. Yasuo is hanging over Taliyah's shoulder.
: What the!?
He walks up to them.
: How in the name of Perfection did YOU TWO beat me here!?
: My Wall.
: Huh?
: I rode my wall. While carrying Master here.
Yasuo sloshes around his canister of Saké while smiling, he's obviously drunk.
(Slurred) : I don't know where I've been, what I've done, or where I'm going, but I wouldn't miss it for the world!
He then drops it and slumps over, passing out. Taliyah sighs.
: Ugh, Master...
Miss Fortune, having gotten off the boat too, walks up and grabs the canister.
: Well, he won't be needing it! So I'll GLADLY take it. I could use the reprieve! It'll be just the training I need for the next Breath-Holding Contest!
_ She starts to walk inland, and Gangplank's ship starts to pull away, and Graves and Twisted Fate, still sore about her making them lose the gold to Gangplank, have secretly tied a rope around the barrel trapped to MF's back._
: Hey MF! Share the wealth!
: Yeah!
The two pull on the rope, whipping MF right back onto the ship.
: HEY! WHAT THE CRAP!?
She stands up, trying to get off before they pull away too far.
: NO, MY VACATION!
Graves and TF pull her back down, and hold her down.
: Come on, we're gonna find out if Naut or Nami won that fight, and if it totaled the town while we were gone!
In Targon, Garen (Still dressed as Pantheon) is looking around for Leona, to try and get her to help him teach Leblanc a lesson. He's spent the remainder of the day searching for her, and it is now dark.
He climbs up to the top of a small hill a distance away from the village, and finds Leona sitting, looking to the east. She is scrunched up, shaking with giddiness.
: Umm, Leona?
: Hmm?
Leona turns, and looks at Garen, who is still dressed as Pantheon. Her eyelids dim in disappointment.
: Really, Justice-Man?
(Trying to sound like Pantheon): W-What? I'm not Justice-Man. It's me, Pantheo-
Leona walks up and slaps Garen across the face, sending the helmet flying off his head.
: You HAVE to have been dumped by Kat to be THIS desperate. Really, impersonating MY Baker to try and get to me? The schemes of the Lunari had more substance to them than this.
Garen rubs his cheek
: Did you really have to slap me with your gauntlets still on?
: Consider yourself lucky. If you'd have been Taric trying this farce again I'd have the sun scorch you to dust right where you stand!
(Thinking): Good thing he's got that Kayle Ult knockoff of his...
: Now, explain to me WHY and HOW this came to be, and don't lie. Or else I'll slap you again, except with my SHIELD rather than my hand.
Garen smiles.
: OK.
He begins to explain to her what took place with him, Taric and Pantheon. Meanwhile, Lux has finally arrived at Targon, to search for Garen.
: Now, where'd you go, big brother?
She sees Leblanc, still disguised as Garen, looking for someone to menace.
: There you are!
: Huh?
Lux runs up and jump-hugs Leblanc, hitting her with all her force and squeezing tightly as she hugs "Garen".
: OOOOF!
: BIG BROTHER!!
The two come crashing to the ground, and Leblanc just got the wind knocked out of her.
(Wheezing Tone): W-What the heck are you- I mean, Lux, what are you- HURK!
Lux squeezes tighter, but then gets up, and tries to help "Garen" stand. But Leblanc is hurting too much from the hug.
: Aww, what a touching moment we have here...
: Huh?
Aurelion Sol, having regained consciousness at some point before all this, is hovering above the two.
: Too bad I have to ruin it.
He rears back, preparing to use his ult to blast "Garen" away, as the collision is what had knocked him unconscious in the first place
: No fair! I just reunited with him and-
: FIRE AWAY!
Aurelion Sol uses his ult, sending "Garen" flying in the direction of Noxus. In Leblanc fashion, a doppelganger is left behind, showing who it REALLY was.
: What the!? Leblanc?
: So, he used the liar-liar pants-on-fire to take a hit for him, eh? I'll find the real one and do the same thing!
: OH NO YOU WON'T!
Lux uses every one of her skills, blasting Aurelion Sol into unconsciousness again. She breathes heavily in anger as she stands over him. Diana is seen watching all this, greatly amused.
To Be Continued...
