So, I just had a great dream about League.
Alright, so we're in a nice spa type resort. The setting is this really nice bathroom that I personally loved the design of because it was like a fancy hotel hotel mixed with the old bathroom I had before my mother passed away.
Akali, Rakan, and I are all in there doing spa things. Rakan's making poses in the giant mirror, Akali was shaving her legs, and I was shaving a mustache much larger and thicker than the one I currently have. But no true bathroom scene would be complete without extra cameos, so in pops Shen right, he goes over to the mirror with a towel on, and suddenly Rakan and Akali just start attacking the poor guy for no reason like he's some kind of criminal.
Then after Shen dashes through the door Akali and Rakan give each other this weird perverted look before running after Shen. They both come back moments later with very depressed faces while Shen comes in and says "Too bad, if you didn't attack that guy you could have had some fun." And after that strange incident DARIUS comes into the bathroom. Except Darius is wearing his entire set of armor when he comes in, so it's very clear he's looking to fight.
I except his challenge, in fact it's quite hilarious he would challenge me. You all know how King from Tekken counters Darius' body check move right? Because apparently I did. So I throw half a soap bar at him, he dodges it and appears mildly surprised that someone is standing up to him. Before he can do anything I spit the other half of the bar at him, but he dodges yet again as if he anticipated it.
I give Darius a hearty chuckle however, as I have the upper hand. I tell him to go ahead and use his body check move "since it has priority over every move in the game, I'm sure it'll work." He body checks me, but I deliver a much more intense chest bump immediately countering him. Darius is confused, but he does not hit himself at any point. Instead he questions how anyone could beat his body check, as if the world he's known all his life suddenly became a lie. He goes for more body checks and I continue to counter with chest bumps and quick jabs to his stomach, eventually causing him to stop attacking at all out of a mixture of fear and embarrassment.
With this as his last sight
https://img00.deviantart.net/d3aa/i/2009/314/d/7/tekken_6_wall_king__black_by_nin_er.jpg
I tell Darius to "get out of my locker room, Noxi-clean." For I have now finished shaving my face and humming in the mirror, and I have become an unstoppable force.
