New Champion Idea
Alright people, let me throw this idea at you.
New champion. Zombie guy. We will call him Private Incognito for now. Literally rips his own body parts off to beat his enemies senseless. Here is the high level look at what I am thinking (all stats, descriptions and titles subject to change).
Passive Call It Quits: When Private Incognito (PI) gets below 10% HP, he grabs his head and throws it back towards the Nexus (think Poppy ult, but not to that scale). He gains 15/20/25/30 additional move speed (since, you know, he has no body) and his only ability becomes Go for the Ankles! which he will just bite your ankles for some damage and a small, temporary slow. 300/280/260/240 second CD.
Go for the Ankles!: Since PI makes poor choices in his life, he is left with no limbs to his name. PI will reduce himself to biting ankles, which is exactly what he does. Biting the ankles deals the Total AD, as well as slows for 8/12/16/20% for 1 second.
Q Armless/Legless: Toggle-able ability where Mr. PI here can either rip off his own arm and attack people with it, or rip off one of his legs, to beat people two ways to Sunday. When he is using his arm, he will attack 6/7/8/9/10% faster and have 4/6/8/10/12% additional chance to crit. AAs in this mode deal standard Total AD.
When PI switches to his leg, he hits for an extra (8/12/16/20/24 + 30% Bonus AD) damage, but he loses 9/12/15/18/21 move speed (cause he only has one leg). 4 second CD to switch the toggle. No mana cost.
W Slap Happy/Legs For Days : If PI has his arm out, he will slap his enemy (extra hard) with his next AA for his (Base AD + 40% AP), totally challenging their manhood/womanhood. It will also make the enemy question everything it's ever known in it's life, causing it to take an extra 4/6/8/10/12% damage for the next 3 seconds.
When PI is using his leg, he brings down the hammer (the hammer is his leg) on his foes dealing the increase Legless damage, and stunning them for 1.2/1.3/1.4/1.5/1.6 seconds. Enemies can only be affected once every 12 seconds by these abilities. So late game, you won't be able to stun the same enemy champion twice in a 12 second period, however, you will be able to stun them AND cause them to take additional damage within that 12 second period. 18/16/14/12/10 second CD. 60/55/50/45/40 mana cost.
E R&R: PI regrets everything, including ripping off his own limbs. He begins to stitch himself back together, healing 3/3.5/4/4.5/5% + 0.5% per 100 AP of his Max HP. R&R is a channel that lasts 6 seconds, can be interrupted, and PI can not use any other abilities or items during the channel. 24/22/20/18/16 second CD. 90/85/80/75/70 mana cost.
R Take One For the Team: PI realizes he needs to make the greater sacrifice to tilt the battle in the favor of his team. PI removes each one of his limbs and tosses them randomly into area immediately around him. His arms flail around striking every enemy in a small AoE around each arm, dealing damage and applying the increased damage debuff from Slap Happy.
PI's legs spin around on the ground in a small AoE (slightly larger than the arm AoE) dealing damage and applying the stun from Legs for Days. All limbs will stop moving and dealing damage after 5 seconds. PI must hop his way over to them to reattach them, or he can recall to get his limbs back. PI can only use Go for the Ankles! while he is missing his limbs.
So that's what I have for a random champion idea. As stated above, all stats, descriptions, names and pretty much everything else is subject to change. But this idea is totally patented/copyrighted. Let me know what you all think. I'd be willing to flesh out more details if there is enough interest. I got some other crazy champion ideas floating around if this one doesn't pan out. We will call those Plan B.