Neckbeard Gangplank: a professional Gentlesir

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"Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'atheist'. I'm just an introverted teenager who greatly values his Katana and his cargo pants over any silly fictional book written ovar 9000 years ago. This being said, I am open to the idea of memes being taught in school"

Gangplank, our trusty pirate, created a lasting legacy in the gene pool, however, no one could have predicted what his genetic duplicate would do in our time...

Neckbeard Gangplank wields the unmatched katana as a melee weapon and a nerf gun to parley or crit. He has a great sense of attire, sporting sunglasses, a fedora, a trench coat, a T-shirt with the logo of his favorite metal band, and cargo pants.

Q, Parley: Neckbeard Gangplank shoots the enemy with his nerf gun.

"Ooooo watch out, ladies! I'm dangerous."

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W, Remove Scurvy: Neckbeard Gangplank takes a swig of soda, every swig is a different soda brand which results in different quotes, such as...

Mountain Dew: "Now we're serious, I got out the dew"

Diet Coke: spits it out

Dr. Pepper: "Only true Gentlesirs like me truly appreciate such a beverage"

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E, Raise Morale: Neckbeard Gangplank tips his fedora, raising his allies' morale.

"Ladies ladies... There's enough of me to go around, you won't find any of this in one of those half-brained jocks"

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R, Cannon Barrage: God himself smites enemies in the targeted area, however, Neckbeard Gangplank will dispute his existence.

"Holy shit, are you oppressing me right now? You should be thanking science, not some make-believe fairy in the sky"

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