The Juggernaut Club: Part 33

In Zaun, Swain and Vlad are having some doubts over Viktor's claim that he would use Blitzcrank and Zac to repair the city of Noxus.

: I don't want to sound ungrateful, or dismissive, but how are THOSE TWO He points at Blitz and Zac going to repair Noxus?

: Yeah! One of 'em's an robot, and the other's some kind of Goo or slime thing. Wouldn't Zac's liquid umm... "flesh" if you can call it that... kind of, short-circuit or damage Blitz?

: Not to worry, I've got a special invention that I use to control the two.

: So what is it?

Viktor looks around to make sure no one else is in the room, and then puts a finger to his mouth (Or, in his case, where his mouth WOULD be) in the typical "Shh" motion.

: You've invented a "Shh"? He Mimics Viktor's hand motion Well, that's pretty ridiculous! Every hospital in the country's got one of those already!

He walks up and "Shh" hand-motions mockingly as he strafes around Blitzcrank and Zac. Blitz motions to Zac in a "You seeing this?" gesture, and Zac just nods his head knowingly.

: Shh... HAH!

Still chuckling as he turns away from the two, he fails to see Zac whispering something to Blitz as he smiles mischievously.

: HA-HA-HA-HA....

Zac rears back an arm as he prepares to use his Q. Seeing this, Viktor quickly throws down his W near the two, stunning the two just as Zac begins to extend his arm, freezing it in place.

: Ooh! Is that the invention?

: NO.

Using his third arm, Viktor grabs Vlad and pulls him away from Blitz and Zac, and then bops Vlad lightly on the head.

: OW! What was THAT for!?

Once again, using his third arm, Viktor grabs Vlad by the cheeks.

: Because your response was WRONG, you imbecile! It's in HERE! He gestures to a door that Vlad was standing in front of as he was laughing to himself.

By now, the stun on Blitz and Zac has worn off, and because he was in the middle of doing it, Zac can't stop himself now, and his arm shoots forward, running right onto the door Viktor had pointed to, knocking it open.

: Thank you for getting the door, Zac.

: Wha- That's not what I... His arm returns to normal, and his shoulders slump as he realizes his mischievous plan had been stopped Ohh...

As Viktor starts to walk into the room beyond the door, Vlad is dragged along with his because Viktor's third arm is still holding him by the cheeks.

: Hffgh loffng awwe youff gonpha holfp met bythe cheekpphf?! (How long are you gonna hold me by the cheeks?)

Vlad shakes and gets free, and after righting himself back up straight, he and Swain look at Viktor, who is now standing in front of a pedestal with a sheet over it.

: Is the invention under that sheet?

: Yes! But it's also kept inside a container underneath this sheet! Can never be too careful around here. Anyways, BEHOLD!

Viktor removes the sheet, and underneath it is... a note?

Swain and Vlad look dryly at it.

: That's your invention? A slip of paper?

: That's worse that a "Shh".

: WHAT!?

Viktor quickly turns and looks for himself. Quickly he grabs the note and starts reading it aloud.

: "Dear Viktor, I 'borrowed' your new fancy invention thing because it looks pretty nice and fancy, and probably could help me with fixing my Z-Drive. Thanks, from Ekko"

Viktor angrily crumbles the note in his fist.

: That stupid little BRAT!

In Ekko's place, he's finishing up telling the story of how the Juggernaut Club damaged his Z-Drive.

: Finally, Nasus handed it back to me and said, "Thanks!" And it's been like this ever since!

: Well, that was nice of them!

: What was nice?

: They gave it back to you. It's condition not withstanding.

: You could not have missed the point I was trying to make with this story harder even if you tried.

The Z-Drive suddenly starts jolting and spinning erratically.

: Uh-oh, it's acting up again! Take cover!

Ekko quickly jumps behind the remains of his front door, but because Urgot and Sion are stuck in the doorway, they can't get free quick enough to find any cover as the Z-Drive grows more and more unruly. Finally, it flashes a bright light, blinding all present!

: Ack!?

: Hey!

As the light fades, Ekko slowly pokes his head out from behind his cover.

: OK, I think it's safe. You two okay?

He turns and looks towards Sion and Urgot, and looks shocked.

: Whoa!

: What is it?

: Yaah, Maan, vhat's ze mattur?

Realizing his voice sounds different, Sion looks in reflex at himself. He's reverted to his old, Pre-VGU state!

: AAAAHHHHH!

Feeling different himself, Urgot looks, and sees that HE TOO has reverted to his Pre-VGU state!

: NOOOOOOOO!

To Be Continued...