The Juggernaut Club: Part 43

EbonyBladeJ88··4 votes·1,767 views

In Zaun, the Juggernaut Club is entering town.

DrMundo : Mundo home at last! Follow Mundo, everyone! Mundo know where to go!

Darius : Uhh, all we want to do is get through to go to Noxus, remember?

Mundo nods his head.

DrMundo : Oh, Mundo remembers! Mundo just want to check in on Patient Zero while he is here, see if poor soul is doing any better.

Others: Patient Zero?

DrMundo : You'll see what Mundo means when we get there. Slurps

The group continues into the city, following Mundo as he leads the way. Elsewhere in the city...

Viktor : I swear, if there's so much as one SCRATCH on that invention when I get it back, I'll-

Ekko : Yeah, yeah, I know from last time. You'll-

A strange noise is heard from behind, cutting Ekko off. Everyone looks, and one of Blitzcrank's arms have fallen off. Zac is looking exasperated and Urgot is rubbing his chin in thought.

Zac : I told you that wouldn't get Blitzy up and running again!

Urgot puts up his hands defensively.

Urgot : Hey, we're just trying to help! Right Sion?

Sion : B-But, m-my hands... my Choppa...

Urgot : Would you knock it off about the hands already? We're gonna fix this. So just get a grip on yourself.

Sion grabs his shoulders. Urgot groans.

Urgot : Don't be so DANG literal!

Ekko shakes his head and Viktor facepalms. Zilean looks at Swain and Vladimir, expecting them to be similarly annoyed. Instead, they're just smiling.

Zilean : What's so funny?

Swain : Oh, nothing. Just... nostalgia.

Zilean : About what?

Vladimir : You didn't know those two when THAT was how they looked ALL the time.

Urgot has picked up Blitzcrank's disconnected arm and gives it to Sion.

Urgot : Here, make yourself useful!

Sion swings the arm around like his axe. He then drops it to the ground, shaking his head.

Sion : Thanks, but it's just not the same...

Viktor grabs Ekko by the shirt collar.

Viktor : Would you hurry up and get us to your blasted lab already!? There's only so much idiocy I can tolerate in one day.

Ekko : It's just a little bit farther anyways.

They walk onward, With Zac pushing the still-deactivated Blitzcrank, and Urgot trying to get Sion to at least help by carrying the disconnected arm.

Back with the Club...

Darius : How much farther till we get to where this "Patient Zero" of yours is?

Volibear : Yeah, my feet are killing me!

DrMundo : Mundo know how to treat that, but there no time! Mundo not find Patient at usual spot, so going to make house-call!

The group follows Mundo through an alleyway, and once they come out of it, a certain lab with a smashed-in front door is found.

DrMundo : Ahh! There Patient Zero's place! Mundo go check on him!

Mundo walks inside, followed by the rest of the Club. But, the lab is empty.

DrMundo : Mundo not giving up! Mundo wait until Patient Zero come back.

Mundo hides in the shadows, and while they are waiting, the rest of the club looks around.

Illaoi : By the look of things, does anyone recognize this lab?

Nasus : It's not Singed's, that's for sure.

Darius : If it were, Warwick would probably have kicked us out by now.

Draven : Hey, look what Draven found, everyone!

Everyone looks, and Draven pulls out an item covered by a sheet.

Shyvana : Maybe if you took the cloth off, we'd know what it was!

Draven : Draven's getting to that, give him a second!

Just as he is about to pull off the covering, a strange mechanical noise is heard, causing everyone to look at the door!

Darius : There's no time! Hide!

Everyone hides. Just outside, the others (Ekko, Viktor, Zilean, Vlad, Swain, Urgot, Sion and Zac) are seen walking around a corner.

As they go around a corner, true to Ekko's word, there is the lab, complete with the smashed-in front door.

Viktor : What happened to your door?

Ekko : Don't ask.

As he says that, he shoots a glance at Urgot and Sion. Urgot rubs the back of his head in embarrassment.

They go inside, where, unknown to them, the Juggernaut Club members are hiding.

Ekko : Now where'd I put it... Oh yeah!

Ekko walks over to where Draven had been fumbling around through various things, and just as he's about to reach into where Draven is hiding...

DrMundo : PATIENT ZERO!

Everyone: WHAT THE!?

Everyone turns and sees Mundo, who is pointing directly at Ekko!

DrMundo : Mundo knows you hypochondriac, but it OK! He figure out new Treatment Plan for you! Take one of these and call Mundo in the morning!

Mundo throws his cleaver at Ekko!

To Be Continued...

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Ifneth1 votes

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

That Cleaver jumped right off the screen and into my face.

Jeez, that was scary!

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

DrMundo : Oops! Mundo sorry! You no Patient Zero. Though Mundo note you do look green around gills. Set up appointment with Mundo's secretary.

Mundo gestures to Shyvana.

Shyvana : Since when am I your secretary!?

Ifneth1 votes

Hahaha! :)

LostFr0st1 votes

Figures it would be Ekko. Patient Zero XD. Actually it makes a lot of sense since stuff always happens around him when he messes with time.

"Mundo know how to treat that, but no time" ROFL

Well, theses two groups meeting will be interesting. Wonder if Darius will try to leave his bro with Swain or walk him all the way to Noxus himself?

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

(This continues the .5 plot thread from the Chapter 53 comment back on Part 41)

Ebony looks up upon hearing Pyke's outburst, and sees the Bloodharbour Ripper pulling out his dagger/harpoon.

Pyke : Your time has come!

Ebony checks a watch on his wrist. It shows 4:34.

No, I'm pretty sure the pizza I ordered still has at least 5 more minutes of cooking. Wonder if it'll be Sivir delivering it.

Pyke : Get over here and let me kill you!

Pyke casts his Q, hurling his harpoon forward to try and skewer Ebony. As it draws near, Ebony just bats it away with a flick of his index finger. He rolls his eyes.

Has NO-ONE learned from the examples of J4, Zoe, AND KAI'SA?! YOU CAN'T USE YOUR ABILITIES ON ME! I'M NOT A LITERAL CHARACTER IN THE GAME! AND I'M THE WRITER AND NARRATOR OF THIS SERIES TO BOOT!

Undeterred by this, Pyke uses his W, attempting to enter camouflage and sneak up on Ebony. Ebony just folds his arms and watches Pyke dryly as he slips through the floor.

Pyke : Take this!

Pyke pops up out of his camouflage in front of Ebony, and uses his E, attempting to dash through the director to stun him. Ebony sighs and holds out an arm. Pyke smacks right into it, clotheslining himself along Ebony's arm!

Pyke : Guh..!

Pyke holds a hand over his nose in shock as he gets up. Ebony winds his arm as he steps forward, and Pyke steps back in fear.

I thought dealing with Kai'Sa meant the third time was the charm. Nope, It's with YOU, Pykey.

Pyke : Oh no...

Elsewhere in the studio, Garen and Darius (In their God-King attire) are viewing the results of the VS. event. Darius pumps his fists.

Darius : Oh yeah! Chaos wins again!

Garen has his arms folded with an angry look on his face. Riven (In her Dawnbringer attire) puts a hand on his shoulder in sympathy.

Riven : Don't feel too bad. At least YOU had a few days where it said YOU were in the lead. Yasuo was in charge the WHOLE time in my day.

Yasuo (In his Nightbringer attire) nods his head smugly.

Yasuo : And don't you forget it!

Garen throws up his hands in exasperation.

Garen : Bah! The event was so glitchy, AND it got overshadowed by Rift Rivals, that- Rrgghh... I NEED A PUNCHING BAG!

Garen walks off in a huff. Kat calls after him.

Katarina : You'll always be MY God-KIng, Hunny-Bunny!

Ebony is seen dragging a beaten-up Pyke through the halls of the studio.

I'll throw you in the brig with the rest of them, I guess.

As he passes the front door, he hears the doorbell ring.

Oh, that's Sivir with the pizza, I bet.

He looks around for anyone else coming down the hall.

Who can I pass this dope off to? Hmm...

Garen comes around the corner, still frowning.

Ah! Garen! Perfect timing!

Garen comes right up to Ebony and stomps his foot.

Garen : Boss! I need a punching bag! Or else I'll be pulling on the studio what the rest of the Club did during the Zoe fiasco!

A punching bag, huh?

Ebony puts his free hand on his chin, and slowly looks at Pyke. Pyke does a "please, have mercy" motion, but Ebony just smiles.

He tosses Pyke at Garen's feet.

How about him?

Garen picks Pyke up by his shirt collar.

Garen : It'll do!

Garen drags Pyke off towards his dressing room. Ebony meanwhile, answers the door.

It's Pizza Delivery Sivir, and she hands the director a pizza.

Sivir : It's Shurima Pizza, always here on the beat-sa!

Ebony reaches in his pocket, pulls out some gold coins and hands them to Sivir.

Sivir : Enjoy!

She runs back to the delivery van and jumps in, and drives off. Ebony closes the door and opens the box. It's empty!

Hey! Who ate this thing before it even GOT here?

The new Akali is seen rubbing her stomach in delight in the cafeteria.

Akali : I'm LOVING my new True Stealth!

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/HfbWN8IW-the-juggernaut-club-part-57

LostFr0st1 votes

This was too shiny not to read when it was in my messages :P We learned here: new champs aren't so OP in front of Ebony.

love how Garen drags him off to the dressing room of all places. Glad Pizza delivery Sivir came to be. It was... necessary... >.>

AKALI! hmmm idk if they've learned how frustrating true stealth was in the past...

EbonyBladeJ882 votes

The new Akali is going around, using her new true stealth to harass the other cast members. She's hiding in her Twilight Shroud, poking her head out and blowing raspberries, sticking her tongue out, shooting spitballs and doing other childish things as she goes around.

Fed up with it, Zed comes up to Ebony as he sits in his director's chair.

Zed : Director! Akali is picking on me!

Akali : You AND your Order of Shadows SUCK!

Shen dashes into the room.

Shen : Akali! I taught you better than that!

Akali : And you suck too! Balance doesn't WORK!

Ebony groans.

Folks, I just got done teaching Pyke a lesson. With the assistance of God-King Garen. Can't I get a break? I'm already miffed because someone ATE MY PIZZA BEFORE IT EVEN GOT HERE!

He gets up and walks away, heading to the cafeteria. But Zed, Shen and Akali follow him.

Garen, seeing that his dressing room didn't have the space, took Pyke to the fitness room of the studio and has hung him on a chain like the typical punching-bag.

Garen : What'd ya'll think of the new punching bag?

Udyr : Not bad.

LeeSin : What? We got a new punching bag?

Udyr : Yeah, after I broke the last one ala Captain America in the first Avengers movie.

But, now in the cafeteria, Ebony is getting asked by various Champs as Akali harasses them. Anyone that attempts to retaliate ends up hitting either someone else or just thin air as she disappears into her shroud.

Kayn : She's getting on my nerves, Director!

Rhaast: She's ALWAYS been on your nerves.

But, instead of a trick, Akali hands Kayn a bouquet of flowers.

Akali : If you ever get the good sense to leave the Order of Shadows, you'll always have an open spot at my place!

Fed up with it, Ebony stands up.

OK, that's it. Time to make an example of all these troublemakers.

Akali pops up from her shroud, blowing a raspberry at Ebony.

Akali : PPBBTTH! I'd like to see you try! My new True Stealth makes me LITERALLY UNHITTABLE! HAHAA!

Yeah... you didn't see how well that worked for Pyke, did you? You were too busy STEALING MY PIZZA!

Akali (From inside her shroud): W-WHa!? How did you know?!

Perks of being the Writer, hon.

Ebony stands up and faces Akali's shroud...

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LostFr0st1 votes

Ahahahah. Akali is so troll in her rework. Soft spot for Kayn is cute though.

I'm wondering the path stealth will take in the next champs tbh. Stealth was "fixed" with the vision changes and then they throw in stuff like Pike and Akali... honestly not sure how to react.

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