The Juggernaut Club: Part 43

In Zaun, the Juggernaut Club is entering town.

: Mundo home at last! Follow Mundo, everyone! Mundo know where to go!

: Uhh, all we want to do is get through to go to Noxus, remember?

Mundo nods his head.

: Oh, Mundo remembers! Mundo just want to check in on Patient Zero while he is here, see if poor soul is doing any better.

Others: Patient Zero?

: You'll see what Mundo means when we get there. Slurps

The group continues into the city, following Mundo as he leads the way. Elsewhere in the city...

: I swear, if there's so much as one SCRATCH on that invention when I get it back, I'll-

: Yeah, yeah, I know from last time. You'll-

A strange noise is heard from behind, cutting Ekko off. Everyone looks, and one of Blitzcrank's arms have fallen off. Zac is looking exasperated and Urgot is rubbing his chin in thought.

: I told you that wouldn't get Blitzy up and running again!

Urgot puts up his hands defensively.

: Hey, we're just trying to help! Right Sion?

: B-But, m-my hands... my Choppa...

: Would you knock it off about the hands already? We're gonna fix this. So just get a grip on yourself.

Sion grabs his shoulders. Urgot groans.

: Don't be so DANG literal!

Ekko shakes his head and Viktor facepalms. Zilean looks at Swain and Vladimir, expecting them to be similarly annoyed. Instead, they're just smiling.

: What's so funny?

: Oh, nothing. Just... nostalgia.

: About what?

: You didn't know those two when THAT was how they looked ALL the time.

Urgot has picked up Blitzcrank's disconnected arm and gives it to Sion.

: Here, make yourself useful!

Sion swings the arm around like his axe. He then drops it to the ground, shaking his head.

: Thanks, but it's just not the same...

Viktor grabs Ekko by the shirt collar.

: Would you hurry up and get us to your blasted lab already!? There's only so much idiocy I can tolerate in one day.

: It's just a little bit farther anyways.

They walk onward, With Zac pushing the still-deactivated Blitzcrank, and Urgot trying to get Sion to at least help by carrying the disconnected arm.

Back with the Club...

: How much farther till we get to where this "Patient Zero" of yours is?

: Yeah, my feet are killing me!

: Mundo know how to treat that, but there no time! Mundo not find Patient at usual spot, so going to make house-call!

The group follows Mundo through an alleyway, and once they come out of it, a certain lab with a smashed-in front door is found.

: Ahh! There Patient Zero's place! Mundo go check on him!

Mundo walks inside, followed by the rest of the Club. But, the lab is empty.

: Mundo not giving up! Mundo wait until Patient Zero come back.

Mundo hides in the shadows, and while they are waiting, the rest of the club looks around.

: By the look of things, does anyone recognize this lab?

: It's not Singed's, that's for sure.

: If it were, Warwick would probably have kicked us out by now.

: Hey, look what Draven found, everyone!

Everyone looks, and Draven pulls out an item covered by a sheet.

: Maybe if you took the cloth off, we'd know what it was!

: Draven's getting to that, give him a second!

Just as he is about to pull off the covering, a strange mechanical noise is heard, causing everyone to look at the door!

: There's no time! Hide!

Everyone hides. Just outside, the others (Ekko, Viktor, Zilean, Vlad, Swain, Urgot, Sion and Zac) are seen walking around a corner.

As they go around a corner, true to Ekko's word, there is the lab, complete with the smashed-in front door.

: What happened to your door?

: Don't ask.

As he says that, he shoots a glance at Urgot and Sion. Urgot rubs the back of his head in embarrassment.

They go inside, where, unknown to them, the Juggernaut Club members are hiding.

: Now where'd I put it... Oh yeah!

Ekko walks over to where Draven had been fumbling around through various things, and just as he's about to reach into where Draven is hiding...

: PATIENT ZERO!

Everyone: WHAT THE!?

Everyone turns and sees Mundo, who is pointing directly at Ekko!

: Mundo knows you hypochondriac, but it OK! He figure out new Treatment Plan for you! Take one of these and call Mundo in the morning!

Mundo throws his cleaver at Ekko!

To Be Continued...