The Juggernaut Club: Part 62

Elsewhere in the monument, Illaoi, Udyr and Shyvana are seen leaving the basement, with Zed carrying the unconscious and now tied-up Akali, and Kayn following close behind.

: Thanks again for knocking her out!

: Yeah, great. There's the door.

: What? You help us and then say "Oh yeah, great, there's the door."

Rhaast: We DID enter without permission, Kayn.

: We're the Order of Shadows, Rhaast. Since when did WE need permission to enter places?

: Listen, sorry if Shyvana seems on edge, but we've had a LONG HARD trip just to get back here after finally getting Draven healed.

: So we'd like a little time to actually relax. Is that so bad?

: And we can't exactly relax with all these strangers wandering about the clubhouse.

: Yup! So...

Illaoi lifts Zed bodily, which causes him to drop Akali, Shyvana grabs her in his stead. Udyr lifts Kayn bodily and the three carry them towards the front entrance.

Meanwhile, Nasus, Trundle and Volibear have come across Camille and Heimerdinger. It seems the professor's curiosity finally got the better of him. He's gotten himself caught in a net, and despite his pleadings, Camille has not cut him free with her blade-legs.

: What's going on here?

: Ahh, excellent. My good Volibear, could you use those claws to cut me free of this confounded net? Camille seems to have changed her tune on helping me.

: I got dragged along against my will. I have been patient, but my patience has limits, and it was exceeded with that crossbow trap you sprung back a ways.

: There was a crossbow trap?!

: Talon's one resourceful little git, isn't he?

Volibear walks up and grabs the net. Heimerdinger assumes that he is going to cut him free.

: Ahh, just be careful that you don't cut ME along with the- huh? What are you doing?

However, instead of cutting it, Volibear has simply picked up the net with Heimerdinger still in it, and is now carrying it towards the front door!

: Wait! I can't leave yet! There's so many more conundrums about this place I must solve!

: Noo, we're pretty sure you're done.

: We are?

: You are.

Camille just shrugs her shoulders, and starts walking towards the door of her own volition, much to the surprise of the JC members.

: Well what do you know?

: I was brought here against my will, so I will be MORE than happy to leave without causing any trouble.

So the JC members just go along, and when they reach the front door, there are Illaoi, Udyr and Shyvana too! Along with Zed, Kayn and Akali!

: Hey!

: Where'd you guys find THEM?

: In the basement.

: By the way, have you guys seen any sign of Skarner? The tunnelway was busted open.

: Nope.

: Can't say we have.

: Nuts. He's probably still running around somewhere in the clubhouse then.

: He better not have graffitied the conference room again.

Nasus then opens the front door, and Camille leaves first.

: Good riddance, this place lacks any sort of tact and professionalism anyways.

: You're treading on thin ice, girlie!

Heimerdinger is then tossed out, still wrapped up in the net.

(Hurriedly): I-guess-I'll-just-check-in-with-Swain-to-see-if-I-can-get-permisssiIOON! Ooff!

Zed and Kayn are removed next.

: Soo, regarding those two favors I owe you guys...

: Talk to the Dictator about it.

: Well then why don't you take me to him-ACK!

But Zed is tossed out the door.

: He won't be in the mood to talk!

: Next.

Kayn is thrown out.

: Oof! That's no way to treat a member of the Order of Shadows! I'll come back and-

But Zed puts a hand over his mouth, and waves goodbye.

: Hey! Don't forget this nutcase here!

Akali is then tossed out, and Zed makes Kayn catch her.

: Gah!

: Now, let's go before she wakes up AGAIN.

: Yes master...

The two walk off and leave. The JC members that threw out the riff-raff dust off their hands.

: Now, to the best of my knowledge, all that's left is the police-

: MUNDO HAS IT UNDER CONTROL!

Others: Huh!?

They turn around, and see Mundo and Urgot running towards the open door, to lead the two police officers out!

: GANGWAY!

All 6 promptly move, and Urgot stops at the side of the door, and sticks out a leg.

: RAAAUUUGH!

They then see Vi careening around the corner after Mundo, running at him similarly to her ult. Mundo quickly turns aside from the door.

But in Vi's rage, she fails to notice Urgot's one leg and she trips on it!

: Wha!?

She goes flying out the door!

Caitlyn isn't too far behind, but she has calmed down.

: The two felons are outside! These people have already removed them from the premises! Let us go and arrest them. Again.

The JC members look at one another in confusion.

JC members: We did?

: Did you guys find them?

: Nope. Did you?

: If we're asking YOU, I'm pretty sure that means WE didn't.

: Mundo and Urgot not find them either!

: Then who..?

: What does it matter? We've found them; we're getting out of here.

JC members: We'll take it!

Caitlyn goes outside, and the JC members close the door behind her.

: Well, 1 of the 3 priorities fulfilled!

: Yup, now we just have Talon and his cronies-

(Interjecting, cutting off Urgot): And then the drinks in the parlor!

Talon and Fizz are seen walking the halls, and as they round a corner.... they run into Garen and Aatrox!

: YOU!

: Huh?

: ALL MY TRAPS. ALL MY PLANS. HOW DO YOU AVOID THEM ALL?!

Garen shrugs his shoulders.

: I'm a Juggernaut, and that means alot!

: What's that?

: Motto of the club.

: Oh, neat.

: DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!

Talon whips out countless blades, similarly to his ult, and runs at Garen!

TO BE CONCLUDED...