"Mid or AFK" team skin concept ! (obvious troll is obvious)

I'm thinking some seriously trolly skins for champions who get abused in "breaking the meta" These champs should get like a most-wanted splash art for breaking metas and ruining game experiences for everyone, and some sorta slogan should tie them all together such as "Mid or AFK" or "Top or feed" My suggestion lineup would be...

top: "AP Renekton" / "Lizard Wizard" Give this Lizard a magical looking staff to twirl about with pretty magic particles and a wizard hat. Robe optional. I'm thinking his ultimate could have some swirly miasma looking magical stuff floating around, his wizard hat could poke straight up rather than a usual sort of slumped wizard steeple.

mid: "Tank 'Nivia" / "Armorgeddon Anivia" Deck out Anivia in some sweet heavy metal, make that bird look TANK-TASTIC! And the egg? Should totally be a diamond. A diamond egg surrounded by a nest of cold steel. Her wall should be the most drastically changed- appearing like swords thrust up from the ground to cut off her foes from escaping, while all the other effects could have minor metal additions.

jungle: "AD Jarvan IV" / "Demacia's Damage" Urgent recall on J4's weapon, ya'll! We need something BIGGER, BUSTERY-SWORDSY-ER, this guy has to look like a war hero junkie, forget the glossy armor, give him dirt and blood stained chain/leather garb and a horrific looking weapon! AD J4 CARRY YO! To really pimp this skin and sell it home, dunking a champion with his R should really put them in "the ring" with him. Give him a boxing ring to throw down the final show down!

support: "Assertive Soraka" / "Devilish Soraka" What has hoofs (or hooves, spell check freaks) and some serious hornage? The DEVI- ... pause ..SORAKA! Let's get this little imp a pitchfork, some serious red sunburn, proper goat's legs and some wicked black horns. WARD THEM TO HECK ! The recall animation for this skin should be something sinister, like sinking into a black/red portal that is being opened by Gatekeeper Galio...

adc: "Bruiser Quinn" / "Valor Before Quinning" Beef up this babe! Look, I'm not saying that ~~all ~~ some most new cover arts for champions and graphic updates also include certain.. assets.. of our female champions getting tricked out to be bigger and more bountiful than ever... but Quinn needs a skin to help make hers shine.. And to make Valor look like a terrifying roid raging eagle beast that showers down flames of death instead of arrows!

Effectively you'd have a wild and crazy looking team, and for the most part they are viable to build however they want and see how it plays out in team fights. Good luck not getting reported, Lizard Wizard Renekton.

Comments???

Suggestions???

Would you buy one of these meta-broken champion skins? Which one? What else would you like to see in it? Ideas for other champions that can be played to break the meta or fail miserably but hilariously?