Z-350, The Snowman Crusher Lines
Start up
Champion Select: Ah, not a bad time!
Ban: Oh come on!
On the Field
First Movement Let's spread Piltover's finest into their hearts! It's going to be an Winter Paradise for us! Give them their wintery grave!
First Movement when any Piltover Champion is on the enemy team Well then, you dumbasses - BRING IT ON!
First Movement when any Mafia skins are on the enemy team Normally I kiss ya, but I'm too far away! Not like it's going to stop me...
First Movement when 
or 
is on the enemy team
KEEP THEIR BANANA BUSINESS AWAY FROM ME!
When completing an Objective Small steps, people. It's how we get to the big leagues. You didn't take one step closer, you just only took one step.
When killing a Rift Herald The Void's quite useful if you know how to use it. Just ask Viktor. We're going to need you, little buddy. Mind if we use you?
When killing a Drake Check that guy off the list - he's working for us.
When killing the Baron Thanks for your assistance, Baron. We'll pay in our foes' lifes.
Champions
(Towards/From)
Hey Kitsune! I know your home, just come with me. 
What has Piltover and Demacia been up to?
Poke...Poke...I'm Poking you... 
To end your life to obtain immort- STOP POKING ME! / To end your life to obtain immortality...you're either brave or stupid.
You're saying I'm what will save Piltover? As long as they're safe under the new blood. 
...
Surprise! / Oh, you're quite the clever girl, C! Shame you won't live another day! 
Mavius!? / ...You allowed me to take you, sentence you to death on your own terms...I wished I saw that all coming.
I heard of you from my buddies. / (If an enemy Swain is about) Birb Man's lying. We checked Vi's blood and it doesn't belong to you. 
The leader of Zeta. A legacy in his own right. / (if an enemy Vi is about) I had her as my orphan until Cait came along. If you're wondering.
You're as beautiful as the Slit-Mouthed Maidens of Zaun...that, is something you should be proud of. 
I don't know who's more tainted - Demacia or Piltover.
Noxus - is it really what you see in such a bleak present? 
...Did this snowman talk to me?
You hide more than your fans know, Draven. Give them a little something extra, alright? 
Hey, around here - you need to find ways to earn respect!
I have one if you want to suck it! 
I have my limits, you monster. I'm not going to freeze by blowing you!
Ah, I remember your mom. Eager to please, but I was worried about her. Seems I was right. 
One of Jarvan II's greatest warriors...it's an honor to come across you again.
An magical Engine...fueled by the very thing it wants gone. 
You were around the times of my sculptors! Do you have any info?
You're more Noxian than Demacian. 
I stand for the will of Demacia!
Going to kill you for offing my brothers and sister, old scrooge! ...Just kidding, you're fine! 
One of the Zeta...and it's Him.
News Flash, Cecil - that Yordle hunting's a joke of epic proportions. 
Hmm...The snowman appears to be speaking!
You live in nature, you change for the better. 
You live in nurture, you change for the worse.
(Towards the Star Guardian) You TOLD her to find a job. You TOLD her that Zaun wasn't a good choice, NOW LOOK AT HER! 
(Star Guardian) I never realized Lux would had taken your route. What have I done?
I knew your grandpa. He would be very disappointed with what you're doing right now. 
Then, as someone who stood by his side, what am I doing wrong?
(Towards the Star Guardian) I hope you're teaching Lux the ropes. I can't be there all the time. / (Towards the Mafia) We don't need you dying. After all, you're the best that Omega has. 
(Star Guardian) Yes, YES. Sheesh - nothing sucks more than being told off by an snowman. / (Mafia) The best chance I have is with my team. I don't have an safety net like you do.
You look disgusting. And your sister is a much better person than you. 
...Stepping away from the talking snowman...
Hey bonehead! If you're wanting the Shadow to succeed, STOP USING WEAPONS THAT TALK! 
Do I even... Watch your...mouth, snowman! ...ugh...
I'm immortal, but I still pay death it's dues. 
You accepted your death, And you hunt down others!
Going to do it...I'm going to do it! 
Don't you FUCKING Dare!
The 350 was an success. Kept the Frost Queen's bow in an special case 
An monster in both life and death...welcome to the family.
(Towards the Lunar Empress) ...To think, an demigoddess is supporting the mafia... / (Towards the Star Guardian) Where's Jinx? 
(Lunar Empress) To balance out the light...and the never-ending loneliness...I must accept the darkness. Best decision I made all my life. / (Star Guardian) In Zen Class. She told me to look for you towards training.
(Towards the Star Guardian) You keeping an close eye on the three new recruits? / (Towards the Mafia) Great work out there. The top can be rather unsteady. 
(Star Guardian) I got both Lux and Jinx down pat. The Lunar Empress? You know how she's attracted towards Jinx. / (Mafia) Hearing that from you, I can't help but agree.
(Towards the Lunar Guardian) Nasus, I was told by the Empress she's still safe - for the 30th time this month. 
(Lunar Guardian) She's still worried about her home, isn't she? I cannot blame you.
Your maker's a good man. 
An snowman...not the most ingenious of forms to take.
We'll aid you, but do you know of what to do? 
Hmm...pretty tight leash, but it can work.
You're acting more Demacian than Noxian 
I bet you say that in reverse to Garen, don't you?
HEY ASS HAT! I'M BACK! 
That...Voice...Can't Be!
The new Don. 
(Worried Sona noises)
Those crows don't see into everything, Swain! 
Mavius. It's been a pleasure to see you. / (When reading his soul) Project 350...And he realizes this quite well. Pity the two nations.
(Towards the Star Guardian) There's quite a lot of types of power to master. 
(Star Guardian) The most powerful is choice.
Everything thought they could had given you an second chance. You fucked up, Taric! 
One of the second ruler's warriors...mocks me?
We already found your sisters and parents. All you have to do is ask. 
It's going to suck, punching you...isn't it?
You gave them the 350 Serum! 
I did not know how well it could had worked!
A kiss, for "good luck" 
EW! Snowman Cooties!
Items
We got to stick together. Can't go off alone.
You're going to be happy, I promise you little buddy.
Kinda useless, but it'll still help.
And cue the pain.
BEEP BEEP!
It's when you can use it that'll be important.
Oh, this is amazing.
/ 
They say friendship is magic, right?
You say it's useless? Not so, my merchant.
It'll keep me alive.