Dear Riot, I have never begged anything of you until now...

Fritterz·7/6/2015, 8:45:39 PM·98 votes·5,137 views

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Make this a dance for an upcoming champion.

http://i.imgur.com/aFWunNx.gif"

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Deep Terror Nami7/6/2015, 9:16:42 PM60 votes

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/148/261/0ed5046986313215a3419d8d4529947a.gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpe-JoGyPsY

TeemoJenkins7/6/2015, 9:11:57 PM5 votes

I despise those commercials and it is one of the few reasons I'm glad I no longer live in Texas.

He is the embodiment of creepy old man.

Serevas7/6/2015, 9:02:09 PM3 votes

Half of your wish

Fritterz7/6/2015, 9:11:58 PM2 votes

Although similar to Victors dance, I prefer to have the new champion be an old bald guy as well. In a suit.

(Q) "Whack 'em with a Cane" Similar to Nasus' Q but stacks off of how many time you taunt the other champion. (W) "Uncontrollable Fart" PASSIVE When moving the Old Man randomly poisons nearby enemy champions. Stacks with the new accompanying item "Prune Juice" (E) "Fountain of Youth" After drinking an energy drink the Old Man gains a short boost where he can perform acrobatics and ninja moves. Lasts for 10 Seconds (R) "Denture Trencher" The Old Man digs his own grave. Although rooted in place with this ability he can reach out of the ground and root another enemy champion. He is indestructible for the duration of this ability. Lasts for Eternity. No Cooldown Needed.