Dear Riot, I have never begged anything of you until now...

Fritterz·Jul 6, 2015·98 votes·5,137 views

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Make this a dance for an upcoming champion.

http://i.imgur.com/aFWunNx.gif"

30 Comments

Deep Terror NamiJul 6, 201560 votes

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/148/261/0ed5046986313215a3419d8d4529947a.gif https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpe-JoGyPsY

FritterzJul 6, 20153 votes

He's not bald. I would only accept this is there was a gentleman bald Zilean skin with the full dance.

YOU BEEN WARNEDJul 6, 201514 votes

Mafia Zilean with glasses.

Or ultimate skin: Judge Zilean.

Time to put a stop to crime in the law world!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/c/cd/AJ_Judge_Stern_2.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20120828185105

BattleBalladeerJul 6, 20156 votes

That man's ears... they grow as he talks.

BelladonnaJul 7, 20151 votes

I would love that! Judge Zilean!

SociopathFriendJul 7, 20151 votes

I need that music looped for a few hours.

rinsujoJul 7, 20151 votes

Anonymous Delivers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhRTafbpDXo

EDIT - Oh, A FEW hours? K. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYBCTu-qsw8

WumachineJul 8, 20151 votes

Actual song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOLJayy9Cs

KarKzzJul 7, 20151 votes

Now imagine this as a easter egg when you dance with Zilean after surviving with your ult. And with shen to :D !

TeemoJenkinsJul 6, 20155 votes

I despise those commercials and it is one of the few reasons I'm glad I no longer live in Texas.

He is the embodiment of creepy old man.

M3TH0DJul 6, 20157 votes

Texas for the win, Bro. Texas for the win. Old man for the win. WHATABURGER

TeemoJenkinsJul 6, 20151 votes

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Texas for the win, Bro. Texas for the win. Old man for the win. WHATABURGER

I miss Whataburger every day... white gravy with my chicken strips... I miss it... and the burgers... I also miss Chunky's / Chacho's / Whiskeys (if that dive is even still open) and I miss breakfast from Jack In the Box.. Lots I miss about Texas... Six Flags commercials... not on that list.

M3TH0DJul 6, 20151 votes

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit T---T BBQ Chicken Strip sandwich... Large box of fries...the spicy ketchup...jesus, you wanna road trip bro??

JungHai0Jul 7, 20151 votes

I remember there was an AMAZING Asian buffet kinda near where I used to live. (Frisco TX for anyone whose interested.) It was called Osaka and it had sushi, noodles, many kinds of meats in many kinds of sauces, dumplings, etc. etc. etc.

No such thing where I live now. T.T

GavranJul 7, 20151 votes

I remember the first time I bought chicken strips there.

It took me like 30 seconds to get past "this is the least flavorful ranch I've ever tasted."

4th Chiming LambJul 7, 20151 votes

WHATABURGER's burgers are... plain. They're not bad, but they're also not...anything. I think this fits that company perfectly:

Analysis of food purchased from WHATABURGER: Item description: Bag containing full meal of burger, fries, onion rings, and large coke similar to that purchased from ████████, but with all nutritional information and ingredients list censored. Bag given to D-class test subject. Subject reports that meal had absolutely no flavour, a uniformly smooth and uninteresting texture, and did not reduce her hunger at all.

Pretty much WHATABURGER in a nutshell.

XonraJul 8, 20151 votes

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I miss Whataburger every day... white gravy with my chicken strips... I miss it... and the burgers... I also miss Chunky's / Chacho's / Whiskeys (if that dive is even still open) and I miss breakfast from Jack In the Box.. Lots I miss about Texas... Six Flags commercials... not on that list.

Maaaaan, now I miss Texas

grew up there but I live in Nc now.

Maaaaaaan all depressed now Nothing like going to Jack In The Box late night and getting like 20 billion tacos for 2 dollars

TakazakiJul 7, 20151 votes

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Texas for the win, Bro. Texas for the win. Old man for the win. WHATABURGER

my girlf friend works there LoL and i still goto mcdonlads ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BADxW0LFJul 7, 20151 votes

You are a crazy person. Those commercials were the best!

SerevasJul 6, 20153 votes

Half of your wish

FritterzJul 6, 20152 votes

Although similar to Victors dance, I prefer to have the new champion be an old bald guy as well. In a suit.

(Q) "Whack 'em with a Cane" Similar to Nasus' Q but stacks off of how many time you taunt the other champion. (W) "Uncontrollable Fart" PASSIVE When moving the Old Man randomly poisons nearby enemy champions. Stacks with the new accompanying item "Prune Juice" (E) "Fountain of Youth" After drinking an energy drink the Old Man gains a short boost where he can perform acrobatics and ninja moves. Lasts for 10 Seconds (R) "Denture Trencher" The Old Man digs his own grave. Although rooted in place with this ability he can reach out of the ground and root another enemy champion. He is indestructible for the duration of this ability. Lasts for Eternity. No Cooldown Needed.