Jinaka, The Ionian Destroyer Lines

King Maruilla·11/12/2016, 5:20:35 PM·1 votes·752 views

Champion Select: Who's ready to rock?

Ban: Welp.

Entering the Field: Who we facing? (If with Zed, Syndra, Karma, and Jhin) Ready everybody? Come on! Who's with me!

First Movement: First step of many, who knows how little a step for me. Let's begin our travels!

Movement: Where we goin'? (If with Zed, Syndra, Karma, or Jhin) Come on, follow me!

Auto: Pawnch! Pow! Catchprase! You okay there? (Against Riven) Once an Noxian, always an Noxian! (Against Draven) Ka-Pow! (Against Swain) Don't think I forgot you!

Q: ALL EYES ON ME! Blinding, isn't it? (Against Taric) You abandoned Demacia's cause! (Against Taric) You don't need to be outrageous, all you need to be punched in the eyes! (Against Teemo) How does it feel Teemo...HOW DOES IT FEEL!? (Countered by Fiora) Oh...prepare yourself, my fellow demacian.

W: MOSH PIT! Here comes the pain! (Against any Noxian Champion) Death walks among you. (Against any Noxian Champion, and has Kinderd caught in the smog) They are really strange eons these times, aren't they? (Countered by Fiora) Open for the second hit!

E: Vu~enomu Todoroku Appā! Vemon Roaring Upper! (Against Darrius) Time for the Ionian Uppercut! (Against Omega Squad Teemo) An few seconds...nothing you can do. (Countered by Fiora) Vu~eno- oh fuck.

R: Time to lay the full smack down! PAIN! (Coughs) (Against Swain) I'm going to break you to pieces! (Against Leblanc) If you weren't Noxian, I would had married you. Ho Hum. (Against Talon) Try and Parkour THIS! (Against Cassiopeia) May Noxus fall to pieces! (Against Katarina) Poison, Blind, Stun, isn't it an dangerous thing? (Against Kled) Never knew that Noxus had Yordles! (Against Riven) May your past become your end! (Against Darrius) Destroy the Guillotine! (Against Draven) Where did he go, fans? Where did Draven go!? (Against Sion) Got to be careful here...he might trigger (Against Urgot or Elementalist Lux) I'll make you dead once again! (Against Taric) You abandoned this world, Taric! Suffer for what you did!

Death: (Gags) Been wondering...

Taunts:

Pet the fluffy tails / So much fluffy tail. Order, Chaos, who gives an fuck. / Listen, if Jhin's running amok, you need to get back to work. All I hope is that you find your answers. Oh how I envy you... Looks like I'm having Snake Stew! / I heard of you, an Noxian in Shurima. I still remember you in pain from the smokescreen. That was funny. / (Against Dunkmaster Darrius) Bricked for days, son! Oh would you look at this? / Draven vs Jinaka. Who's going to win!? So you're Ezreal, huh? / Kid, you're going far...but you got a far way to go as well. / Ever been in prison? Life-building, I tell ya. Counter all you wish, the fumes will take. / Not wanting to be married? Nothing on my back. Might want to master your sword, Garen. Wonder why Singed didn't make metal-melting chemicals. / WOMAN! CONTROL YOUR BLADES! (Against Star Guardian Janna) Janna, I'm just as old as you are, and I'm the leader - I can get away with being old. Hey Jhin! Found ya some portraits! / Zaun isn't our enemy, Jhin! ...not yet. We both want Noxus gone, Karma. / Laying in wait for your friends isn't helping Karma. Join the fight. / Know when to be an hero, Karma. And know when to fold the cards. So many people ship you with Garen...wonder why. / Embrace death, Noxian. Order, Chaos, who gives an fuck. ...what. What the fuck. / Ah...I get it. (I don't get it.) Damm, you hot. / I feel nothing but pity for having to kill you, but that's not going to stop me killing you. (Against Star Guardian Lux) Lux, you can't control your fellow Zaunites. What makes you think that you can lead? / (Against Elementalist Lux) "Urgot!? How did you get in- fuck it, prepare to die!_ Oi! Stop it with the Wuju stuff! Would an simple "Would you" work? / (Against PROJECT Master YI) Snap yourself out of it, Yi! SNAP OUT OF IT! Not as fluffy as Ahri. / No Fluffy. (Against Noxus Poppy) DIE TRAITOR! Sometimes our past will lead us to death. Allow me to show you what I mean. / (Against Arcade Riven) Danger! Danger! Scrublord Levels dangerously high! Order, Chaos, Who gives an fuck. / Don't worry...I'll get rid of him...soon. What's that awful smell...oh crud. / Ah, Hell Nah!! NO! NO! NO! (Pre-Rework) That Bullet of Jhin's missed? / [ Post-Rework ] What is that. What is that sword? I still kept the wounds. It's for me remembering about that damm bird. What happened back then, Syndra? / Hey, you still remember me? Silly kid working with gas? Time to die, Talon. / Be as stealthy as you want, I'll find you soon. You were meant to die there. Why are you still alive? / I shall become your executioner...I don't care for hard feelings. Damm. / Time for their "prized warrior" to buy the farm and keep it. Got to praise you for my gloves's design, Vi. / Was pretty sure Jhin missed that shot. We got work to do, Zed. / Don't worry, going to kill him soon enough when everything's done.