For a new skin make him a moose with a hockey jersey that has a leaf on it. Also replace his taunt with, Sorry.
EDIT: As of 10pm of may 4th, this thread is the 160th or so best on Skins & Champion Concepts. The people have spoken Rito, give us Canadian Alistar.
Ice Weasel X7 votesCheerleader: "Gimme an A, eh!" *Alistar slaps cheerleader* Cheerleader: "What the hell, eh?" Alistar: "But you said..." Cheerleader: >:[ Alistar: "Sore-ee."
Dreamspitter2 votes[{quoted}](name=Ice Weasel X,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=5obLlywL,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2015-05-04T05:59:46.633+0000)
Cheerleader: "Gimme an A, eh!" *Alistar slaps cheerleader* Cheerleader: "What the hell, eh?" Alistar: "But you said..." Cheerleader: >:[ Alistar: "Sore-ee."
I....dont get it....but I want to.
Help me.
remotayy12 votesSorry you don't get it, buddy.
Dreamspitter1 votesSorry you don't get it, buddy.
an-ay-eh just doesnt mean anything to me...except maybe... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anayeh
lB2kGRlc8y3 votesAA, auto attack
Tis a nice day5 votesCall it Far North Alistar.
Dreamspitter4 votes[{quoted}](name=Tis a nice day,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=5obLlywL,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2015-05-04T05:42:47.032+0000)
Call it Far North Alistar.
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!
???
You're already dead.
Laughs
Melledoneus7 votesFist of the North
Stealthless54 votes10/10 Would buy this skin.
TenSlashTen3 votesneeds maple syrup coming out of his body when he heals also more "eh"
OnlyPlayMarksman2 votesits funny ill buy it then their will be stupid people talking about how this is stereotypical and offensive
remotayy16 votesWell it is sterotypical, but it is just a joke/parody/satire of that.
Captain Aishi8 votesI want a Canadarius skin to go with it too, where he's dressed as a mountie wielding a pole with a maple leaf at the end instead of his axe!
remotayy11 votesOoh or have Darius be a goalie with the goalie stick, Alistar be a moose enforcer, sejuani be riding a zamboni, and Nasus be a Canadian Eskimo dog/Newfoundland, or any other northern dog breed, with a hockey stick
lB2kGRlc8y2 votesSt bernard nasus would be amazing
Snow Taradien6 votesZamboni Sej would be AMAZE
FantasySniper2 votesHow about Ehzreal?
SUSBUN1 votes[{quoted}](name=Captain Aishi,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=5obLlywL,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2015-05-04T06:07:47.327+0000)
I want a Canadarius skin to go with it too, where he's dressed as a mountie wielding a pole with a maple leaf at the end instead of his axe!
YESS.
Ixlin5 votesWell it is sterotypical, but it is just a joke/parody/satire of that.
As a card carrying Canadian, I endorse this idea. Frigging beautiful.
remotayy12 votesEh?
Weabu1 votesim canadian, but I think this is a genius idea for an alistar skin xD
T RexHasLongLegs1 votesOh it totally is, but it's not bad enough to really matter imo. Canadians aren't exactly an oppressed group or really disenfranchised in any way lol. They have free health care, most people are super nice there, and places let you buy stuff with monopoly money. Seriously if it's scratch and sniff it's not real money; but it IS awesome!!!
JustBoneBrook2 votesits funny ill buy it then their will be stupid people talking about how this is stereotypical and offensive
Well the stereotypical of USA people is a big fat man in a big fat car. :P and well it almost in the game there 
close :D
Spacesuit Spiff1 votesSelf-mockery is 90% of Canadian humor anyway, we would take no issue with it.
Rand0mH3r0X2 votesCanadians, they flockethe.
4nth0l0gy2 votesThis really ought to happen, eh, Riot?
Keagn2 votesAlaskan Alistar* plz
Black k 91 votesHis backing animation could be him shooting a hockey puck into a net guarded by a yordle.
Ice Weasel X14 votes[{quoted}](name=Black k 9,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=5obLlywL,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2015-05-04T06:07:49.208+0000)
His backing animation could be him shooting a hockey puck into a net guarded by a yordle.
Or just slapshot a yordle into the net. It'll satisfy the Teemo haters.
Black k 91 votes[{quoted}](name=Ice Weasel X,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=5obLlywL,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2015-05-04T06:15:04.927+0000)
Or just slapshot a yordle into the net. It'll satisfy the Teemo haters.
Ohhhhh, yes. Very nice.
DeusVult1 votes"You can't Maple Syrup those"
Occams Raiser1 votesIt wouldn't make me play him but I could see it all the same.
junglerboy161 votesgood idea, it would match his elk skin (unchained Alistar)
Chaotic Reks1 votesmake this an 1820 RP skin with sarah palin doing the voice
rinsujo1 votesSorry, eh?
Skunt1 votes"Mess with the moose and you get an apology!"
NommyPancake1 votesAlistar: "I am no cow but MOOSE!"
Teh skin name should be "Definitely Not Cow" 8D
Jamatrix6661 votes1350 RP with bacon and maple syrup particules and fx
10/10 would buy again
Alëk1 votesDefinitely Not Alistar wearing a Moose costume LOL
Tin Tarantino1 votesShould also have a singed skin where he has a big bottle of maple syrup on his back, and his shield could be a slice of Canadian bacon, instead of "how about a drink?" he could say "wanna go out for a rip?"
Vesarixx1 votes[{quoted}](name=Tin Tarantino,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=5obLlywL,comment-id=0012,timestamp=2015-05-05T14:32:59.659+0000)
Should also have a singed skin where he has a big bottle of maple syrup on his back, and his shield could be a slice of Canadian bacon, instead of "how about a drink?" he could say "wanna go out for a rip?"