Borris, the Morris
Lore: Borris is a Morris, which pretty much means he was expunged from society. He doesn't care though, he skinned a bear, and that was cool.
Passive: The Morris
Since Borris is a Morris people around him always run away for 1000 seconds if they catch him in vision range.
Q: Borris is Morris
Borris says "Hi" which causes everyone on the map to by affected by "The Morris"
W: Morris is Borris
Borris makes a camp fire and accidentally lights the jungle on fire, permenatly killing all neutral mobs and destroying the jungle walls.
E: Boarous the Mourous
Borris gets on a podium and starts to make a motivating speech, however 5 seconds in, a kids runs up to him and pulls Borris' genitalia off. Borris is dead and cannot reproduce.
R: Borris the Morris
Borris skins a bear, and that is cool. Everyone in the map claps for 1 second before being affected by "The Morris"