Borris, the Morris

Robotic Dolphin·9/23/2014, 9:55:51 PM·2 votes·1,218 views

Lore: Borris is a Morris, which pretty much means he was expunged from society. He doesn't care though, he skinned a bear, and that was cool.

Passive: The Morris

Since Borris is a Morris people around him always run away for 1000 seconds if they catch him in vision range.

Q: Borris is Morris

Borris says "Hi" which causes everyone on the map to by affected by "The Morris"

W: Morris is Borris

Borris makes a camp fire and accidentally lights the jungle on fire, permenatly killing all neutral mobs and destroying the jungle walls.

E: Boarous the Mourous

Borris gets on a podium and starts to make a motivating speech, however 5 seconds in, a kids runs up to him and pulls Borris' genitalia off. Borris is dead and cannot reproduce.

R: Borris the Morris

Borris skins a bear, and that is cool. Everyone in the map claps for 1 second before being affected by "The Morris"

17 Comments

Robotic Dolphin9/23/2014, 9:56:24 PM1 votes

I'll be the first to say it.

wtff

IRLRenekton10/4/2014, 3:25:24 AM1 votes

What?

I don't even....

Robotic Dolphin7/3/2015, 8:10:53 PM1 votes

Bump