Pool Party/Tropical Cruise Gankplank?

I couldn't help but think about how juicy and healthy his oranges are when fighting in the battlefield. They heal the scurvy, remove your stuns and slows, gets you out of the situation every time you get in one. Plus it's good and mad healthy too. Let's see Gankplank bring out a cruise that sells tropical fruit juice to heal that nasty scurvy the same way it heals him.

So in game, I'd like to see some tropical fruit themed effects. Using his oranges, instead of eating the orange, why not drink orange juice? Make his pistol shoot fruits like in Donkey Kong 64, make his barrels explode fruit juice. His ultimate? Raining fruit! Multiple flavors of fruit juice landing in that one spot. (Better watch out for Pineapple flavor). Really juicy.

What do you guys think? Should Gankplank's new ship be a cruise that sells yummy fruit juice?