New Heimer Skin that will drop those panties

alright ladies and sexier ladies. heimerdinger is in the house. a regular OG that understands that the young ladies need someone with experience to show them the art of pleasureeeeeeeee.

Thus... Hymendinger.

Now before you tumblr prudes get all uppity, hear me out... or dont idc.

Hymendinger is all about the strategy of siege through the hymen to ensure victory... or insemination.

His head is replaced with an adulating ballsack.

his turrets are weinerdingers that shoot mystical love juice.

his rockets are disco sticks (THANK YOU BASED LADY GAGA) and have some sort of a graphic depiction of hymen breaking or whatever idk... moving on.

his grenade thrown is just a sack

and his ultimate makes all female league players immediately add me to their friend list OKAY?

peace