Just... don't.

Drugoth·7/13/2017, 2:58:29 PM·45 votes·2,049 views

Feel like banning that champion your teammate has declared because you lolnexused their account and you think they're terrible?

Feel like banning that Champion your teammate declared exclusively because someone played bad as that Champion in your last match?

Do you want to run it down mid and intentionally feed your ass off because some schmuck banned your favorite champion?

Got the urge to rage and spew filth from the orifice that is your mouth because your bottom lane keeps feeding?

Ever feel like going afk just because the first 5 minutes of the game didn't go your way?


Just... don't!

It's a really simple concept, and your account and teammates will love you all the more for it. You won't get banned, you won't get chat restrictions. A little bit of self control can go a long way.

Remember, just because those other 9 players have no idea who you are in real life, it doesn't make it any less hurtful.

This message brought to you by the COGS (Coalition of Good Sportsmanship)

Good luck out there on the Rift!

73 Comments

Skaarl D Lizard7/13/2017, 3:44:53 PM13 votes

Buhhhh mannn YOU MADE ME flame cuz you fed

Buhhhhh mannn YOU MADE ME troll cuz you fed

ME : Buhhhhhh mannnnn YOU decided to do it

This Is Your Dad7/13/2017, 3:03:37 PM8 votes

There's a common misconception that your skill level determines how manly you are, which I find kind of hilarious. There's also another misconception that talking crap on the Internet is manly. Both of those assumptions drive people to be jackasses on the Internet. I've been called fat many times, which is funny because I'm actually quite toned now after a few months of working out and eating healthily. But I guess they found my profile picture on my LoL profile.

Clementine7/13/2017, 6:58:08 PM6 votes

Sorry but if I see my teammate wanting to go Yasuo top with an average KDA of 3/10/2 and 130 cs I'm banning it

Scary Door7/14/2017, 2:17:19 AM6 votes

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Feel like banning that champion your teammate has declared because you lolnexused their account and you think they're terrible?

I have banned my teammates intended pick before. It's certainly your right to do it, Riot has stated that you can do as you wish with your ban. If I see you're locking in Sivir and you went 0/16 with her the last 5 games you played, then yeah, I'll ban her.

Feel like banning that Champion your teammate declared exclusively because someone played bad as that Champion in your last match?

My reasons for banning the champion are irrelevant, I'll ban a champ if I so chose. Perhaps I don't want to face them, maybe they're a contested pick or perhaps I just want to play a game without seeing a Thresh for a change.

Do you want to run it down mid and intentionally feed your ass off because some schmuck banned your favorite champion?

This is actually reportable/punishable, banning your teammate's intended pick is not.

Got the urge to rage and spew filth from the orifice that is your mouth because your bottom lane keeps feeding?

Again, this is reportable/punishable, banning your teammate's intended pick is not.

Ever feel like going afk just because the first 5 minutes of the game didn't go your way?

You can "feel like" doing whatever you want, what you actually do with those feelings is what speaks volumes. If you afk, that's reportable, if you feel like doing it but don't actually do it then that's just fine.

Please stop trying to dictate what I can and cannot do with my ban, it comes across as self-righteous and patronizing.

Umbral Regent7/13/2017, 4:45:00 PM4 votes

Also worth adding to the list;

Feel like banning that Champion your teammate declared exclusively because someone played bad as that Champion in your last match?

Don't.

Killed Inaction7/13/2017, 4:51:03 PM3 votes

I think using the mastery indicator when you make a good play is acceptable. Otherwise, why would it be there? All it really says is, "I'm really good at this champion because it's my main, so that's probably why you lost there."

Although I do use it ironically as well—when I'm up against a Thresh and I get hooked twice in a row, for example.

I think little things like that are acceptable within the bounds of sportsmanship. What wouldn't be, I think, would be using /all chat to BM them or taunt them.

Good list, though. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

èGirl Nami7/13/2017, 3:22:50 PM3 votes

Kisses Fingers

Vashtrall7/13/2017, 8:53:36 PM3 votes

If you feed, of course you're gonna get insulted fool. It's your fault on the combat. Also, I really trolled a game when someone banned my intent. That felt good.

Dataless7/14/2017, 3:50:00 PM2 votes

I'm surprised more people don't use the 'mute' function when playing this game. League of Legends with chat disabled is so much better of a play experience.

Cowseed7/13/2017, 6:41:00 PM2 votes

Can't help but spam emotes and mastery every time you kill a specific enemy just to rub it in?

I do this if I feel like it. Simple as that. Everything else I agree with but I know I don't have to, I know I don't need to but I sure as hell want to. >:)

BLACK REALM GOD7/13/2017, 5:12:01 PM1 votes

reads post

notices OP's name

reads post again

searches web for AA common acceptance speeches

notices similarities

leaves after typing and submitting this comment with a different opinion about post and OP and the entire meaning of the post is lost

moral of the story - usernames matter

Singed R Q W E7/17/2017, 11:07:32 AM1 votes

I flinged you under my tower and solo killed you as Singed, you 110% deserve my Mastery Emote You abused me in lane when I played GP and now one barrel does 50% of your hp and you died? You 220% deserve that Mastery Emoteitem 3902 item 3901item 3903

Telephone Booth7/14/2017, 11:47:41 PM1 votes

Notice how you said just because those people don't know who you are in REAL LIFE, doesn't make it any less hurtful? Real life. The fact that it's an anonymous stranger on the INTERNET, which people don't consider "real life", really should make it less hurtful. They don't consider you a real person , and you should recognize that and consider it less hurtful because they aren't even real people.

BoilTheOil7/15/2017, 5:49:58 AM1 votes

only if its Kayn