DO NOT say you or someone you know is planning a school shooting or terrorist act.

Satirical Butler··106 votes·7,254 views

I can't believe I have to say this, but it just happened last game on one of my smurf accounts.

It's not funny. You will be taken seriously. It doesn't matter what context it's in or that you're "anonymous by being online."

I gave an extra report to riot support and will be contacting the police in 48 ours if they don't respond or I get some automated response. (they said they were planning to do it next week.)

The vast majority of school shootings have warning signs or they tell people they are planning it beforehand.

**If you see this behavior in your games, "joke or not", immediately report them and send a ticket to player support. **

Fking. Unacceptable.

EDIT: Riot responded to the ticket and is obviously unable to share any further information. But I'm sure they will handle it from here.

177 Comments

TyrekGoldenspear30 votes

Isn't that like, you know, common sense?

Satirical Butler25 votes

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Isn't that like, you know, common sense?

You would think so.

Verxint17 votes

You just used the phrase "common sense" in reference to the League of Legends community

MonkeyMadness10 votes

common sense

Isn't that an Urgot skin?

Velzard of Koz4 votes

I've heard Common, the Sense is the new assasin champ?

TequilaZombie3 votes

I think I saw in a Youtube video that his passive makes him avoid going 1v5 when all the enemies have full health and their ult up.

TequilaZombie6 votes

Fuck it, let's go all the way.

Common, the Sense

Passive: Whenever the enemy team is grouped, at full health and have all their CDs up, Common is not able to get closer than X units from them alone. X being the range of their engage with 300 units added on top of it. When their team is weakened or outnumbered, Common gets bonus movement speed and AD.

Q: Passive: Pings are twice as big and loud, specially MIA pings from the lane of the enemy Katarina. Active: if a teammate pinged to retreat, back away, danger or mia, you can activate this ability to get a burst of movement speed towards your nexus.

W: Common throws a knife at his target dealing tons of damage. This ability can't target tanks or invulnerable champions.

E: Every 10 seconds, the mini map will announce which champions are visible and where they are. It will start by saying which ones are MIA and in which direction they were headed.

R: Passive: Uppon leveling this ability, you put items in your teams slots. At lv 1, you give everyone a pink ward. At level 2, you put a item 2049 in the supports slots. At lv 3, upgrades it to item 2045. This ability can be leveled up at any level. Active: You press it and 1/2/3 important locations near you will be warded. Enemies walking into these wards vision range make obnoxious noises to force you look at them.

Spicy Rice2 votes

Whats an Urgot? Is that a new item?

Lucky Moniker5 votes

There have been cases in the past where 50+ people witnessed a murder in an office building window and everyone assumed someone else had called the police but nobody did. So the culprit got away because it took an hour for anyone to notify the police.

Even if it seems like someone else has reported a crime always call it in just in case. If they are aware of the situation they will let you know.

BlueBilberry1 votes

Most notorious one was the Kitty Genovese case in New York - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese .

Blastires1 votes

Yeah I heard about that one. Humanity is really disgusting when you lose identity as an individual for the profit of a group. This is why I try to avoid being with the same people too often.

There's also a guy who speaks a lot about how the human brain works. He's called Derren Brown, he did a documentary about mob mentality. Fake or not, the whole video is believable and this is what disgust me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOJqyiYVtk

Tattersall2 votes

If someone is planning to shoot up a school, I think it's safe to say that they don't have a very healthy amount of common sense.

Wonderlands14 votes

I don't think the police is gonna follow up on that...

Satirical Butler16 votes

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I don't think the police is gonna follow up on that...

They have in the past and I know of at least one league individual who was tracked down their their IP address and arrested. Source: http://www.pcgamer.com/league-of-legends-player-mouths-off-gets-arrested-for-making-a-terroristic-threat/

AeroWaffle7 votes

From the article, it sounds like the threat was posted on facebook after the league of legends game. Finding someone through their facebook account doesn't exactly take a great deal of effort.

DrCyanide2 votes

Years ago for Starcraft I had something similar. It was slightly different because the guy emailed me too, but yeah, called the police, they were able to coordinate with police in his area, find him, and get him some help (he was hearing voices telling him to kill others). The police even let me know after they had him that they had indeed found him, so there was the follow up.

I can only imagine that law enforcement has gotten better at this kind of thing that they were 10 years ago when this happened.

Dominick Destine11 votes

I have no opinion on this thread .

Photos of Ghosts2 votes

IT HAPPENED

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Good lord the first sign of the apocalypse.

xXMrPeanutXx9 votes

Tbh, it's not acceptable. However it's no different than saying you're going to perform a lynching or kill someones mother. Which honestly happens all the time in League, and is surprisingly met with responses of "get thicker skin" as this game is the underbelly of the internet.

I don't take it anymore seriously than those threats, so while you're "calling the police" etc... I kind of snickered at your hypocrisy of other things that are said in this game that you wouldn't call the police for.

Jungle Brungus3 votes

I don't really know why you're getting downvoted, your tone was a little harsh but I see your point. I wonder if the OP calls the police every time someone says theyre gonna kill someone or harm/fuck their families, cause that's a pretty daily thing. (think LoneSomeRanger)

nm10106 votes

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I don't really know why you're getting downvoted, your tone was a little harsh but I see your point. I wonder if the OP calls the police every time someone says theyre gonna kill someone or harm/fuck their families, cause that's a pretty daily thing. (think LoneSomeRanger)

It really depends on the scenario, if someone says "I'm going to fucking kill someone" probably just venting rage. If they say "I'm going to shoot up UCLA next week" that is very worrying.

xXMrPeanutXx7 votes

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It really depends on the scenario, if someone says "I'm going to fucking kill someone" probably just venting rage. If they say "I'm going to shoot up UCLA next week" that is very worrying.

Yeah and when someone says, "I fucking hate black people, I'm part of the KKK and we're going to do a lynching" that's also worrying. However you will find no solace here on the boards on topics like that, mostly because half the boards is legitimately racist.

Ever been on Twitch chat? There is some of the most racist violent threats i've ever seen. From people saying they will go around killing Muslims in their communities to hurting children. Nobody bats a fucking eye. Except now it hits home for you and you're concerned.

Well we can all play that game too, and there's no school shootings where I'm from, so no I'm not particularly worried about those threats, and I take them with the same grain of salt I see everywhere else.

Funny on human psychology works.

  • Be a violent racist - "Oh he was just joking"

  • Death Threats " Oh he was just joking"

  • Talk about detailed murder "Oh he was just joking"

  • Talk about something that's personal to you " omg this is serious"

Sounds like some people cannot handle the taste of their own medicine.

Once again I do not condone this behavior but you have to at least remain consistent if you want people to make this stop

nm10107 votes

That's called a straw man argument, no one has all of those qualities (most certainly not me) so you just attributed a false set of characteristics to me to try to sway people to your side. Personally for me if someone emphasizes details of a violent act I would report it.

xXMrPeanutXx3 votes

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That's called a straw man argument, no one has all of those qualities (most certainly not me) so you just attributed a false set of characteristics to me to try to sway people to your side. Personally for me if someone emphasizes details of a violent act I would report it.

That's interesting, you call the police every time you hear death threats or violent behavior in League.

Wow you must have quite the relationship with the police. I can see it now,

Internet Vigilante bringing justice to the world.

nm10105 votes

You are doing it again, there is a difference between calling the police and reporting it. If they gave me every detail down to the city I would call the police in that city, otherwise I would just submit a ticket/a detailed report and let riot handle it.

Just out of curiosity why are you so against reporting extreme behavior?

xXMrPeanutXx2 votes

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You are doing it again, there is a difference between calling the police and reporting it. If they gave me every detail down to the city I would call the police in that city, otherwise I would just submit a ticket/a detailed report and let riot handle it.

Just out of curiosity why are you so against reporting extreme behavior?

When have I said i'm against reporting it? Reading comprehension. I merely stating it's the hypocrisy that's actually causing more harm than good.

Picking and choosing which extreme behavior is worth actual police involvement is no making anyone take these threats more seriously, it's more of a show of what trigger warnings you.

If you read my last statement it was/or should of been extremely clear that's my point especially the part where I say I do not condone this behavior.

I think it's funny how people make bomb jokes/threats 24/7 online, when there are innocent people's families being bombed around the world and it's no joke to them.

Or how people make fun of black people for slavery/make hate speech rhetoric and it was no joke for black people back then.

Yet when someone makes school shooting threats you take it as harshly as possible.

That's not a strawman fallacy by the way, you should look up the definition. People throw around common logical fallacies nowadays without even knowing what they mean.

While you're at it search up hypocrisy.

nm10104 votes

Pardon me I did phrase that poorly, why are your knickers in such a twist about others reporting extreme behavior?

I hate saying this because it is not my intent to derail you, but your writing could use some proofreading if you want less misconceptions. Back on topic I don't "pick and choose" I try to report what I consider excessively dangerous. This doesn't mean I call the cops if someone says they are going to kill my parents or something childish. It just means that if I hear something that is explicitly defined (aka someone says they will be shooting up ucla next week in x building) I will call the cops as that is very defined and has perceived merit behind it.

We kind of went extreme going from potentially real threats in games to acts of war/genocide don't you think?

I wasn't around during slavery and I do not mimic any hate speech, I am actually quite firmly against it.

Wait did you just try to straw man me again? Inferring that I think war bombings/genocide and racism is ok? I really thought we would be past that.

A straw man argument is actually a form of a Ad hominem fallacy (specifically poisoning the well) you are trying to make it seem as if I do not have moral standards for other issues so that my morality in this one seems less sincere. I never said you were using a straw man fallacy, just that you were using a straw man argument which is a very common term nowadays, I am sorry if this confused you.

Only a position that is weak needs to rely on poor arguments and implying the oppositions position is flawed in character.

xXMrPeanutXx2 votes

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Pardon me I did phrase that poorly, why are your knickers in such a twist about others reporting extreme behavior?

I hate saying this because it is not my intent to derail you, but your writing could use some proofreading if you want less misconceptions. Back on topic I don't "pick and choose" I try to report what I consider excessively dangerous. This doesn't mean I call the cops if someone says they are going to kill my parents or something childish. It just means that if I hear something that is explicitly defined (aka someone says they will be shooting up ucla next week in x building) I will call the cops as that is very defined and has perceived merit behind it.

We kind of went extreme going from potentially real threats in games to acts of war/genocide don't you think?

I wasn't around during slavery and I do not mimic any hate speech, I am actually quite firmly against it.

Wait did you just try to straw man me again? Inferring that I think war bombings/genocide and racism is ok? I really thought we would be past that.

A straw man argument is actually a form of a Ad hominem fallacy (specifically poisoning the well) you are trying to make it seem as if I do not have moral standards for other issues so that my morality in this one seems less sincere. I never said you were using a straw man fallacy, just that you were using a straw man argument which is a very common term nowadays, I am sorry if this confused you.

Only a position that is weak needs to rely on poor arguments and implying the oppositions position is flawed in character.

Keep in mind I was never against your position on reporting people for this kind of behavior. I just think it's absolutely silly that's he's planning on contacting the police in 48 hours if not heard from with a response.

Excuse me if I was being curt, but I was not implying that you condone this behavior at all. Nor was I implying that it shouldn't be punished. I just found irony in the fact, that someone would go out of their way to contact police officers for something that happens ( and I think I can make this with safe assumption) every second on the internet.

This was more about me saying "let's put a stop to all behavior and realize how extreme behavior is not ok" rather than " this particular topic hits home for me so i'm calling the police"

It's a juxtaposition of justice is what i'm saying.

Shuten Ðoji7 votes

I think the difference between "I'm going to find you and shoot you" and "I'm going to shoot up this school" is the fact that they actually CAN shoot up any number of schools probably around them. Clearly, they have no idea where I live, so that in fact is an empty threat. There is absolutely nothing wrong in taking precautions against a claim like this on the off chance the person was serious.

You risk not doing anything and having plenty of people killed/hurt in the process just because "it's online it was probably just a joke."

Maximum Morde5 votes

Lol. The creepy clowns made a threat to shoot up my daughters school. I gave her a kevlar vest and told her she was still going.

Photos of Ghosts7 votes

Wat

Deep Terror Nami2 votes

Is this the account you submitted the ticket with?

Satirical Butler2 votes

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Is this the account you submitted the ticket with?

No, I didn't want people to go through my match history and try to hunt them down.

Deep Terror Nami2 votes

Well, if you give me the ticket number I could poke some guys from Player Support to take a look just in case the ticket wouldn't be seen for a few days.

Satirical Butler3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Deep Terror Nami,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=uVYR8Jlz,comment-id=000400000000,timestamp=2016-10-07T08:41:44.379+0000)

Well, if you give me the ticket number I could poke some guys from Player Support to take a look just in case the ticket wouldn't be seen for a few days.

Is that something I'm supposed to give to non-riot employees? I think you mean well but there's no way to know for sure. And the name's fishy.

GamblerOfLives2 votes

in my eyes, people who take serious, w/e the fck complete strangers say on the internet are, well, actually retarded. And it's sad, that it comes to this. I agree that you should be punished ingame, but, wtf does real life has to do with a game???

nm101023 votes

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in my eyes, people who take serious, w/e the fck complete strangers say on the internet are, well, actually retarded. And it's sad, that it comes to this. I agree that you should be punished ingame, but, wtf does real life has to do with a game???

Umm Idk, maybe THE FUCKING SCHOOL SHOOTING THREAT has something to do with real life?

GamblerOfLives3 votes

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Umm Idk, maybe THE FUCKING SCHOOL SHOOTING THREAT has something to do with real life?

:|

it's a video game:)))..a game. How the fck can you prove something like that?? I mean, how??? it's just stupid talk, to get some sort of attention. and you actually need to be sick, to think this is true:))..like sick, in a really bad way

nm101022 votes

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:|

it's a video game:)))..a game. How the fck can you prove something like that?? I mean, how??? it's just stupid talk, to get some sort of attention. and you actually need to be sick, to think this is true:))..like sick, in a really bad way

Well out of the 20 school shootings last year, 12 gave hints about what they were going to do beforehand. This includes anonymous posts online, facebook, hinting to close friends, etc. This isn't a joking subject, considering I was at one of the shootings I really would've liked it if someone had told the police before I was 50 yards away from a crazy with a gun.

GamblerOfLives2 votes

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Well out of the 20 school shootings last year, 12 gave hints about what they were going to do beforehand. This includes anonymous posts online, facebook, hinting to close friends, etc. This isn't a joking subject, considering I was at one of the shootings I really would've liked it if someone had told the police before I was 50 yards away from a crazy with a gun.

how can you predict something like this??? it's unreal to actually stop this before it happends. but i can tell you what will happen 100%. you will ruin someone's life. And this happends, over a video game:)..

and if people actually take this serious, well, they are actually retarded. i'm sorry, but i live in the real world, even if this was true (which sometimes can happen), there is no real solution, and going to the police over a video game, it's pretty stupid.

EDIT: you have to know that everybody can play this game, from kids to adults, and even adults behave like kids sometimes. Knowing that you can't trust what they say, how can you actually put your word on the line, just for some strangers ?? And, even worse. Waste people's time? and the possibility of ruining someone's life??

As i said, it's acutally extremely stupid, to trust people on the net

nm101016 votes

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how can you predict something like this??? it's unreal to actually stop this before it happends. but i can tell you what will happen 100%. you will ruin someone's life. And this happends, over a video game:)..

and if people actually take this serious, well, they are actually retarded. i'm sorry, but i live in the real world, even if this was true (which sometimes can happen), there is no real solution, and going to the police over a video game, it's pretty stupid.

EDIT: you have to know that everybody can play this game, from kids to adults, and even adults behave like kids sometimes. Knowing that you can't trust what they say, how can you actually put your word on the line, just for some strangers ?? And, even worse. Waste people's time? and the possibility of ruining someone's life??

As i said, it's acutally extremely stupid, to trust people on the net

You seem to be missing the fact that no one has to make threats online. They are just suffering the consequences of their actions if they have repercussions after they threaten to kill people. Doesn't really matter if they were joking or not, its in very poor taste to take school shooting and terrorists acts lightly.

YoungFarmer2 votes

I don't know how people have enough hate in their hearts to shoot people. I own many guns and if i even point them at someone jokingly my dad will kick the shit out of me.

Dominick Destine5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Senpai Adam,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=uVYR8Jlz,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2016-10-07T15:32:17.856+0000)

I don't know how people have enough hate in their hearts to shoot people. I own many guns and if i even point them at someone jokingly my dad will kick the shit out of me.

Is that not because of rule #1? never point your gun at anything you aren't willing to kill.

TeCoolMage1 votes

Also the main argument against having guns in the first place :PP

Yaśuo Main2 votes

lol are you hillary clinton?

CodyBear 2 votes

Does Riot really do anything about these?

Guy Fox Teemo9 votes

Yes a few years ago a kid said he was gonna do a school shooting while playing, the cops got called and he was arrested at his house.

CodyBear 2 votes

Damn, well at least the kids are safe.

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