Blamed for trying to be nice in champ select....

Vicarious117·2/4/2016, 10:57:02 PM·2 votes·718 views

So I loaded into a game, FINALLY get jungle, my primary role, cause I'm always playing top, my secondary, since so many people have jungle as one or the other and no one likes top I guess, but go fucking figure IMMEDIATELY as everyone loads in my mid laner goes "Can I jungle, PLZZZZZ!?"

I tell him, mid isn't my primary role, and I can really only play GP all that well atm and he's banned, so if I do switch I expect help, at least early on to get me going. He replies with "yeah dude I'll carry everyone, promise!" That alone made me doubt... cause anyone who claims to carry without even seeing everyones champs usually doesn't know shit, at least at this fucking elo.

BUT... I wanted to be nice, and he said he'd help me out early game, so I decided to give him a shot. I lock in Talon cause I don't know many mid laners and I used to play him ages ago, but then the enemy team locks in a Zed..... now I don't know how the Talon v Zed match up goes for one, I'm against a Zed main, and I have a history of losing to Zed cause if they get ahead there is literally no "playing safe and farming."

I let my jungler know this, he says he'll take care of it.... and then proceeds to NEVER COME MID! The enemy Nid camps the living shit out of me for starters, like Zed hard pushes it and she sits in our jungle throwing spears at me under tower, eventually I get low from all the damn poke and they dive me at lvl 5 so I can't ult and they both escape with a literal auto attack of health. Come back to lane, Zed is 6, just instantly 100-0s me under the tower cause I still don't have my ult, thankfully I manage to kill him in reply this time, but at this point I'm just flat out screwed if he can already literally 100-0 me under tower with his ult (not even joking, walked into lane, didn't take a single point of damage, he ults me and POOF I'm gone).

My jungler and top laner were duoQ I come to find out, and he's been camping for her, which has seemed to work out for them, but me and bot are losing. I try to roam, but Zed just follows wherever I go, as he should, so I can't make any real moves. I can't enter lane, with or without minions, in or around tower, even 2 towers deep once, cause Zed can 100-0 me and no one wants to lane swap with me, not even out top laner who's doing well for herself, they just keep saying "play safe," then they're surprised when I'm underleveled.

So then the epitome of Vayne stereotypes, she dies once to Zed after she's already 0/4/0 from the enemy Kog'Maw and she just starts bitching up a storm, and her support joins in saying shit like "if you can't play mid then don't select it" completely forgetting that I FUCKING DIDN'T!

I end up having to mute everyone cause all they're doing is blaming me for the loss, and thankfully the enemy team does report me and reported some members of my team instead, luckily for me they weren't your typical enemy team who just joins in with the harassment, cause this community is just so "awesome."

The point of the story is, if someone gives up their primary role for you and you promise them you'll help since they aren't great in the position you gave them, YOU BETTER FUCKING HELP THEM and don't be upset when they lose lane against a snowbally champ while also being camped, and certainly don't start harassing them like the loss is 100% their fault!

I got a notification that "someone I reported was punished," so my jungler, adc, or support may have received some sort of punishment, so that's nice at least....

9 Comments

Faith Breaker2/4/2016, 11:30:00 PM4 votes

My sympathyy

Malhammers2/4/2016, 11:04:11 PM2 votes

TL;DR please? No one is going to read a novel about your isolated pregame chat incident. Guaranteed.

FrankerX2/5/2016, 1:37:36 AM2 votes

since this is too long to waste my eveningim just gonna answer to the title.

i got blamed for carrying games. i was 17/0 as lux and got a tripple kill and carried the game in min 52. (in season 4) and still 2 of my team said they will report me because i "stole" their lane. so they flamed me all game and said even tho i did good they report me. and now? nothing happened i didnt mute them because it was funny at that time but i didnt talk to them either. gg wp lol. i reported them and went into the next game. who cares?

shyv2/4/2016, 11:35:36 PM1 votes
No flash no life2/5/2016, 12:29:36 AM1 votes

I tend to read long texts if the title and opening are interesting enough. I treat them as stories and give cheeky comments after.

In your case, if explaining your difficulty and trying to do the best for your team aren't helping, all I can say is next time if u run into similar matchup bring exhaust with you against a zed. Nothing much you can do if u got 2v1 turret dove after spear hit your knee, but you mightve walked away surviving with a kill if zed dove you alone afterwards.

Troll Armada2/5/2016, 1:43:42 AM1 votes

tl;dr

now you've learned your lesson, don't be nice in champ in select. this is such a noob troll tactic.