"So like, this guy flamed me, right? So I flamed him back, and you won't BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!11!1"

After I flamed him back for flaming me (because you know, two wrongs make a right, right?), he instantly apologized for all of his flaming and told me how me insulting him horribly back totally made him realize he was in the wrong!

He even said he'd be a better player from now on, and magically channeled the spirit of Faker and Apdo/Dopa combined to become the #1-but-better-than-the-other-number-1 player in the world, in my own personal game, but then magically switched sides to my team so I could get carried prove how much of a solo carry I am, because you know, obviously rest of my teammates are Plastic -25 trash. Isn't that totally awesome?

And once the game ended, he told me he'd even report himself so he'd get a ban so he'd reform and say me flaming was all his fault so I wouldn't get punished. So I got to get away scot-free as I deserved!

And like, once he was banned, I got a e-mail from the ChaRiot harem themselves telling me how amazing I was to stand up and defend myself by flaming him back even harder, and they said they'd gift me every single item they ever made for free just for that!

Moral of the story? You should totally be a complete dick disher-outer of karma and give those trolls the retaliatory flaming back they deserve!

#Testimonials for Undeniable Proof (Because what people say is never wrong or biased or missing key facts or context) "Flaming back at these trolls got me from Bronze 5 0 LP to Challenger 1 1000 LP in just one game!"

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"I got free RP and skins from ChaRiot for defending myself by being a troll back just as bad as they were!"

• Totally not me

"Well, it's bad to do it, but they started it first, and we all know how kindergarten rules work. They started it first so it's all their fault! Approved by ChaRiot! (super fast disclaimer no one ever reads: ChaRiot is not associated or affiliated with Riot and any similarities to any people, places, or events are purely coincidental.)"

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