Pretty sure I'm really done this time.

Got a 14 day suspension with no prior anything.

No idea why, can't be arsed to go and find the password for the email account this is linked to and I don't really care. I had some internet trouble which cause me to drop out of some games, it could have been that. I got matched with some premades in ranked and had some bad games which they probably gang reported me for, could have been that, I don't really care why to be honest because there is no tribunal only the tyranny of the majority.

The community demanded of Riot a game free of the dreaded toxicity and in response they gave you an Orwellian autocracy simulator.

The vast majority of people won't see it that way, because Riot designed their system to cater to the majority. The trouble is, in their drive to expel the trolls (which, let's be honest, will never work. Trolls will be trolls and banning their accounts has no effect whatsoever. They make another one and continue their trollish work until they get bored. They will figure out the system and work around it, whatever the system is.) they have alienated people like me. People who care about the game, who care about free speech, who care about the inalienable right to tell a fucking feeder to go fuck himself rectally with an enraged armadillo.

Is that kind of behaviour toxic? Maybe? Am I going to stop? Nope. Can you convince me that it's wrong or bad in any way? I mean, you could try, I guess, I'm a fairly open minded person, but it's gonna be a pretty fucking up hill climb, because if you aren't passionate enough to wish auto erotic anal armadilloing on someone, then you're not trying hard enough and I don't want you on my fucking team if you aren't trying hard and if you're too sensitive to have it wished upon you, then you're a fucking pussy and grow the fuck up. That's what chat filters are for. Fucking use them.

So here's what I'm going to do until League eventually caves it's self in up it's own armadilloly protracted rectum. I'm going to behave in a way that is in no way ban worthy but is never the less incredibly frustrating and I'm going to report the first person who says anything bad about it in every single game I play. If I'm going to hell, I'm taking as many of you with me as I possibly can.