Exploiting Positional Matchmaking -- A Story, by Ript
Story Time!
Once upon a time, on the Champion Selection screen, a Top-Main got auto-filled to support. Now, this Top-Main has a personal vendetta against the player who was assigned the Top role for two reasons:
- He "stole" Top Lane
- Our Top Laner picked Teemo
So, the Top-Main takes it upon himself to teach Teemo a lesson. He picks Singed as a support, takes
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and begins to proxy Teemo's lane between T1/T2 turrets. Teemo now gets very little cs and is behind in levels, because he's not gaining experience. Not only that, but Singed is now feeding their Top and Jungler kills, worsening Teemo's disadvantage. Teemo decides to be the bigger person, without toxicity or vulgar commentary, and go bottom to fill the support role, so that Singed can have top all to himself.
Too little, too late.
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Singed follows him to bot and begins to proxy bot as well, so now our ADC is not gaining gold or experience, either. Jhin was actually doing quite well for being 2v1 (due to some beautiful ganking,_ cough cough_) and the game was looking rather promising, despite Singed's efforts. However, Singed has now thrown whatever small lead our ADC had gained and the game is now spiraling out of control.
Singed, at one point, asked Teemo, "You still gonna pick Teemo Top, now?" Teemo calmly replied, "Yes, because I enjoy playing Teemo."
While I was impressed that Teemo was able to keep his composure, unlike most of this community would have, it does frustrate me that the current ranked system has a wide-open window for exploiting the LP Splash Loss system for undesirable roles. Singed doesn't care about his Support role and will only lose a couple LP on his main role if he loses, so there's really nothing to deter him from "Teaching Teemo a Lesson."
I genuinely hope that individual got all 9 reports that were talked about in All Chat and finds himself unable to play for awhile... And while I don't wish any harm on that person, I do hope he is stricken with minor inconveniences for the rest of his life - such as having his toast always burn no matter how long it goes in the toaster.
I also hope that there is a remedy for this issue. As 4 other, entirely innocent, players lost LP due to one incredibly immature and mentally/emotionally unstable individual's toxic behavior.