i cant get cancer

papi chungus·8/31/2016, 9:02:26 PM·1 votes·663 views

after a stranger told me to get cancer, i tried to do as he said, but i just cant get it right!

can someone please tell me, how do i get cancer?

8 Comments

Marshbouy8/31/2016, 9:04:12 PM2 votes

Spend some more time on the league of legends boards, trust me, you'll get it.

Gary B Enkelis8/31/2016, 9:08:47 PM1 votes

Maybe hang around some radiation? Maybe the South Park solution? http://southpark.cc.com/clips/mu1zf6/microwaving-your-balls

Vistha Kai8/31/2016, 9:09:42 PM1 votes

Visit your closest ocean and look for one.

ModWuks9/1/2016, 1:15:16 AM1 votes

I hear you just need to find people born between June 22 and July 22. Take him/her out to dinner, maybe see a movie. Hit up the local museum, beach. Three years down the line, you feel like now's the perfect time. You ask 'em on a picnic overlooking the sunset, and that's where you ask, "Will you marry me?" "Yes, of course!"

And that's how you get a Cancer.

Loner Nerd9/1/2016, 3:26:49 AM1 votes

You will get emotional cancer, best thing to do is hit that "uninstall button"