i cant get cancer

papi chungus·Aug 31, 2016·1 votes·663 views

after a stranger told me to get cancer, i tried to do as he said, but i just cant get it right!

can someone please tell me, how do i get cancer?

8 Comments

MarshbouyAug 31, 20162 votes

Spend some more time on the league of legends boards, trust me, you'll get it.

GaleWinUnleashedAug 31, 20162 votes

I hear exposure to large quantities of salt may accelerate the process.

MarshbouyAug 31, 20161 votes

Lol troo

Gary B EnkelisAug 31, 20161 votes

Maybe hang around some radiation? Maybe the South Park solution? http://southpark.cc.com/clips/mu1zf6/microwaving-your-balls

Vistha KaiAug 31, 20161 votes

Visit your closest ocean and look for one.

Gary B EnkelisAug 31, 20161 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxAlLCjCkMA

ModWuksSep 1, 20161 votes

I hear you just need to find people born between June 22 and July 22. Take him/her out to dinner, maybe see a movie. Hit up the local museum, beach. Three years down the line, you feel like now's the perfect time. You ask 'em on a picnic overlooking the sunset, and that's where you ask, "Will you marry me?" "Yes, of course!"

And that's how you get a Cancer.