The only games I queue into...

This weekend are as follows:

Game 1:

1. I get JG role.
2. Shaco player gets top.
3. They grab smite even though we say he probably shouldn't.
4. Braum suggests I go top and I say I'd like to jungle. Braum takes the first 2 jungle mobs from me, I have to back at level 3 cause of this.
5. Shaco waits at EVERY remaining jungle mob trying to steal them. I don't let him... but my xp is soaked and I'm wasting smite here and there.
6. Entire team rages at me and shaco the whole game telling us we're "trash". Me... the guy that didn't do anything... Thanks for that team.
7. We lose 2 kills to 38.

Game 2:

1. I'm jging, gank mid at 3, almost get a kill. Top dies.
2. Top dies again before I even finish blue. I go up to help top, kill top laner.
3. Top dies again as I gank bot and get them a kill.
4. Top dies again as we take dragon.
5. Top dies again...
6. Get the idea? They finish 2/18. We lose.
7. Others didn't do all that good but let's face it, when they get fed that much it's not gonna be easy for people.

Game 3:

1. "Hi guys my connection isn't that great".. says our top.
2. Top disconnects never to return.
3. Can you guess the outcome?

Game 4:

1. All is fine... for a while.
2. Then mid dies.
3. Then dies again.
4. I ask jg to help mid (i'm playing bot)
5. mid dies again, jg didn't help
6. I win lane, go to mid to help. Mid dies again on my way there.
7. end game 1/14 mid and we are fighting hard against a fed yasou with knock ups on their team

This is all I get to play against... some days I can carry it a little. Others, like the first game, I stare in disbelief...

What more can be done to prevent this kind of absurdity?