How about this? :)

webstar1995·4/10/2018, 3:13:38 PM·2 votes·1,796 views

RULES OF RANKED: If you do not have good internet connection. Do not play. If you have lost 2-3 games in a row. Do not play. If you do not know the patch notes. Do not play. If you want to try out PTA Sona Top. Do not play. GO PLAY ARAMS OR NORMALS NOT RANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29 Comments

ModWulf Helhammer4/10/2018, 3:54:02 PM16 votes

Hold on, I've got the perfect rule:

Don't tell other people how they should play.

Onecimus4/10/2018, 6:18:14 PM3 votes

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RULES OF RANKED:

OOOOH I like rules. I was always that kid who busts out the monopoly rules whenever convenient... monopoly is surprisingly bloody when everyone is punching you in the face...

If you do not have good internet connection. Do not play.

People with poor internet connection already get punished for DCing. This has actually been a controversy on the other side of it ("should I get punished for bad internet???"). So yes, if they consistently have a bad connection, in a way this is already a rule.

A good start. Redundant, but good start.

If you have lost 2-3 games in a row. Do not play.

Some people simply don't tilt. Some people don't care enough to tilt. Should they be punished? Maybe they are trying to grind out those last few LP to gold before they go on vacation so they can show their sick high elo mastery to a girl they meet. It might happen...

If you do not know the patch notes. Do not play.

I mean yeah, it helps to know where your champion is at after a patch, but really this is only of minimal help. Half the time reading them does nothing to prepare you for playing on them anyway. Like with runes reforged.

If you want to try out PTA Sona Top. Do not play.

I'm assuming you mean playing off meta? No. Just... no.

I don't know how many times I have won on a team with an off meta pick.

GO PLAY ARAMS OR NORMALS NOT RANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARAM is niche and "who cares, it's norms" makes norms no fun. What's fun about ranked is that you know everyone is generally trying their best. So you get to really see how good you are compared to your peers.

Over all I would give your rules a 6/10. I've read far worse, but I've definitely read better.

Kaioko4/10/2018, 4:17:27 PM2 votes

Rules of League/Life: Quit being a prick and let people enjoy their free time

Thee Pie Man4/10/2018, 5:33:24 PM1 votes

I think you're playing the game wrong. How about you just play with a team of people? If you think you shouldn't have to be forced to play with other people then you're being a hypocrite.

archerno14/10/2018, 6:10:20 PM1 votes

How about no?

Arammus4/10/2018, 7:59:48 PM1 votes

man if the "dont know the patchnotes" rule happens, ranked would be empty for a few hours LOL