This Yasuo died 3 times in the first 8 minutes at Platinum

Subdue·Jul 30, 2017·173 votes·11,393 views

And no one said a single negative word. We ended up winning the game at 27:20.

Riot let me honor my whole team please!

67 Comments

ModThe DjinnJul 30, 201788 votes

I don't know what I was expecting from this thread title, but this wasn't it. I was pleasantly surprised. <3

AraMoOseJul 30, 201725 votes

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I don't know what I was expecting from this thread title, but this wasn't it. I was pleasantly surprised. <3

Nothing surprises me anymore, except for American potato chip flavors (CHICKEN BBQ? ON CHIPS? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING???)

ModThe DjinnJul 30, 201713 votes

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Nothing surprises me anymore, except for American potato chip flavors (CHICKEN BBQ? ON CHIPS? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING???)

For your perusal then! http://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-potato-chips-flavors/

AraMoOseJul 30, 201711 votes

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For your perusal then! http://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-potato-chips-flavors/

WAFFLE & CHICKEN!?!?!?!?!?!? I imagine it's like a party in your mouth, but everyone is vomiting.

LeafyGreenJul 31, 20172 votes

I was expecting them to be disgusting but I tried them and they actually taste like you are eating chicken and waffles it was crazy. [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

MelledoneusJul 31, 20176 votes

They have coffee flavored chips. Fucking. Coffee.

I Main SwainJul 31, 20173 votes

what kind of a world do we live in where people are allowed to go around saying waffle and chicken instead of chicken and waffle?

Glory ln DeathJul 31, 20172 votes

Ah, you have never experienced the great Southern tradition of Fried Chicken on Waffles, I see. You have not yet lived, my friend.

japhibAug 1, 20171 votes

Try the Mushroom flavored Lays from Latvia:

http://i.imgur.com/4wvn9qN.jpg

Skins ProjectJul 30, 20177 votes

Try china. There's like stir fried beef. & THIS IS LAYS

PhelasJul 31, 20174 votes

May I show you the beauty of german flavour on potato chips?

http://img.dooyoo.de/DE_DE/orig/2/3/4/9/9/2349946.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Ff4-pQfCL._SY445_.jpg

and my favourite, apples https://www.funny-frisch.de/files/theme/startseite/slider/apfel-chips/apfel-chips-packshot.png

Beast BrawlerAug 1, 20171 votes

The apple chips are actual apple slices but dehydrate or something. Maybe baked? They're not an odd chip flavor, it's like potato chips made from an apple.

PhelasAug 1, 20172 votes

Oh you're right, my sleepy ass didn't realize that! And yes, they are indeed baked.

MagikarpIsBossJul 31, 20171 votes

Yeah those are fucking weird lol. Some actually taste pretty good, but from experience they are mostly shitty.

TerozuJul 31, 20171 votes

Dill Pickle chips are AMAZING.♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

My nuts itchJul 31, 20171 votes

Mouse-over over a thread title on the forum main page and you save yourself a lot of time and anger. . . :-) Especially with memes and such.

RiotplaytestpenguinJul 31, 201749 votes

I mean really that's just part of the Yasuo experience

zPOOPzJul 31, 20172 votes

^ most likely a Yasuo main

BloodyniteJul 31, 201749 votes

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I mean really that's just part of the Yasuo experience

This feels appropriate right now https://pics.me.me/0-13-0-as2-1607-vl-job-ere-is-done-but-you-14381906.png

PaladinNOJul 31, 201712 votes

https://pics.me.me/0-13-0-as2-1607-vl-job-ere-is-done-but-you-14381906.png

http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/19/03537863.jpg

PaladinNOJul 31, 20176 votes

"What do they call a 0/11 Yasuo? A lategame nightmare in the making."

CryptocurrencyJul 30, 201729 votes

3 times on 8min? hold my beer

øHaruøJul 30, 201721 votes

Plot twist: OP muted all

God of SeasAug 1, 20171 votes

Plot twist: Everyone muted all except for the yasuo that spammed open and ff to himself.

Hunyadi JánosJul 30, 201714 votes

My yasuo dies 8 times in 3 minutes what is the problem here?

MagikarpIsBossJul 31, 20174 votes

There is no problem. Thats just some standard play.

God of SeasAug 1, 20171 votes

Just another day in the office.

nargnargnargJul 31, 201714 votes

Pretty impressive that Yas didn't flame his team for dying. In Plat people do that 24/7.

SubdueJul 31, 20178 votes

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Pretty impressive that Yas didn't flame his team for dying. In Plat people do that 24/7.

Actually, Yasuo identified the problem himself. "I'm way behind." At the time, I (Jungler, Rammus) had attempted a gank already, but it failed spectacularly, and Zed managed to get another kill on him. By this point Yasuo was down by 2 levels, with Zed at 5 and him at 3. I asked him if he wanted me to try to camp Zed or if he wanted to try to play safe and farm while I tried to pressure elsewhere. He chose to play safe, and we were able to make plays at top and bot instead.

Oakleaf RangerJul 31, 20172 votes

if it had been a mage mid I'm pretty sure u would have lost if they got that kind of lead vs yasuo imo.

XonraAug 1, 20171 votes

Was he a first time Yasuo? That doesn't sounds like a Yasuo main.

Rand0mH3r0XJul 30, 201710 votes

That type of a game might've had less probability of happening than the probability of habitable planets with intelligent alien life that are advanced enough to reach us, and us reach them within our lifetime.

What does this mean...?

zPOOPzJul 30, 20177 votes

I'm assuming you go for the "chances are pretty close to 0" here. However, I'd like to think the chance for this type of a game is pretty good. I'd like to think there is hope for humanity capable of learning and evolving.

Every yasuo is an aggressive in-your-face player. I'd like to think after he gets outplayed 3 times within 8 minutes (or get mercilessly ganked), he learned to play more passively and/or wait for his own jg gank and eventually get enough items to snowball the game.

That or his other 4 teammates carried him to victory (happened more times than you think)

Either way, why do you think either of those scenarios has low chance? (especially the 4 carry game one).

Rand0mH3r0XJul 30, 20171 votes

/ Guys I was kidding. Everything is okay. To be honest.

How about them planets? Everyone forgets about stars. Look, there's black suits out there. People need to be careful what they say.

Maybe we can be friends? in the meantime. But, it's up to you.

Going to play more. Or something. There's always something to do.

Maybe you should read and down. Everything makes little sense...

RakanButTHICCerJul 31, 20171 votes

i got a cruddy poem from a friend too

6 boys 1 cup That's g@y i'll say You'll burn in hell and sell timeshares. (I don't hate homos I just rememberered this poem a classmate made)

OMGSoAnnoyingJul 31, 20172 votes

What does this mean...?

Well... a double rainbow... wait, wrong champ.

CowseedJul 30, 20179 votes

If you can honor everyone I think that situation would happen less often.

DeadUnbornJul 30, 20177 votes

they already expected yasuo to die, so they didnt flame him

WildfireMNJul 30, 20174 votes

Logged in just to upvote this

rtbf225618241Jul 30, 20174 votes

I won 10 games in a row and went on a massive streak with a few defeats and rose to Platinum in just a few days.

The instant i hit Platinum V, i get fuckheads who only flame, feed and give up.

Contrasts, huh?

ScrubKnightDividJul 30, 20172 votes

You know why people flame. Shitty honor system that doesn't work

The LexerJul 31, 20177 votes

It's not supposed to STOP flaming (that's more the report system), it's supposed to reward positive people

ChuShoeJul 31, 20174 votes

yas feeding and nobody flames him/he doesn't flame anybody in plat? That's strange, I heard plat is the most toxic of any elo

Pffft, I'm glad you didn't get flamed for being the jungler.

Just ranked silver, but any game where my laners feed they immediately flame me over all chat for "not ganking their lanes", like, hoe it is not my job to win your lane for you, play defensive or ask politely for a gank and wait patiently for the WINNING lanes to carry your poor display.

YambrinZJul 30, 20173 votes

I usually honor whoever fed their ass off on my team when I lose a game. May as well encourage them to keep doing it so they arent just holding ME back. Kappa.

Starcraft243verJul 31, 20173 votes

This Yasuo died 3 times in the first 8 minutes at Platinum

only 3 time ? He definitely won his lane.

Comrade NapoleonJul 31, 20172 votes

Last game at "gold elo" our Trundle was 0/6 vs an ireliia at 15 mins, Nobody said a single negative word, we lost horribly, team blamed me, the jungler.

JorenciceJul 31, 20171 votes

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Last game at "gold elo" our Trundle was 0/6 vs an ireliia at 15 mins, Nobody said a single negative word, we lost horribly, team blamed me, the jungler.

Well top layers are really reliant on baby sitters.

Tis why I always play karthus top. So I can farm my island in safty and allow the junglers to go elsewhere.