@riot. my smurf is unbanned today. here is what i plan to do. is this bannable?
Riot. im pretty sure this account was banned for 2weeks because i used "allcaps-spam-shotcalling". I viewed that form of shotcalling as the most effective form of shotcalling, and i viewed it as a winning tactic. I believe "allcaps-spam-shotcalling" is a powerful winning tactic that makes most teams focus on the game and even though it was annoying i believed it ultimately increased my chance to win because it made my teammates increase their resolve and try harder to win games.
I am a highly competitive male, and my competitive spirit makes me want to use what i believe are the MOST POWERFUL and STRONGEST tactics to winning the game. I viewed "allcaps-spam-shotcalling" as the most powerful form of shotcalling, so thats why i used it. Because all i cared about is WINNING and my competitive spirit makes me want to try as hard as i can to win no matter what, using any methods i think will give me the highest chance to win.
However. I am pretty sure riot views "allcaps-spam-shotcalling" as toxic and they banned me for it. Which is fine. I understand riots reasoning and i will now use a different form of shotcalling. This form of shotcalling i will use is slightly less effective, but its not bannable.
I will call my new form of shotcalling "light shotcalling with no caps". With this form of shotcalling, i will not spam messages or use allcaps. Instead i will type 1 or 2 small messages to quickly communicate my shotcalling, and i will never spam my messages.
I have created a list of ALL MESSAGES i will need for my shotcalling. Below is my list of my shotcalling messages. I have printed out this list on 3 pieces of paper which i will have near me when i play. Whenever i want to type a message in game, i will quickly use my piece of paper and find my desired message and i will ONLY type messages that i have on my piece of paper.
Riot. In my ranked games i will only type out my messages i have created below. And i will not spam them and i will not use allcaps. As such, i am pretty sure i will not get banned again.
Riot if i am banned again, i will bump this thread and ask riot to please explain what i did thats bannable. Because i believe with this fix to my shotcalling, i should no longer be doing anything riot considers bannable.
so with all that explained. here is my full list of shotcalling messages
friends i will make a play for dragon soon. prepare for dragon
jungle friend save your smite. prepare for dragon
all move to dragon now pls. lets dragon
dont do dragon. its a throw. back pls
let me control dragon calls pls. dont do dragon unless i call it
ok do dragon now. dragons free
dont do baron. its a throw. back pls
let me control baron calls pls. dont do baron unless i call it
lets take 2 inhibs before we try baron
dont baron. we dont need baron to win. we can siege to win
lets not baron throw. just siege to win pls
group on me. lets siege
ok do baron now. barons free
friends please focus your spirits. we can win. play smart. we are saiyans
lets group now to siege. we should group to siege
dont tower dive. slow siege. slowly kill tower
dont tower dive
lets splitpush to win. our siege is weak. dont group. splitpush splitmap tactics
farm it out. stay near our towers. play defensive. our way to win is we have to farm more
dont go near their towers. lets farm it out. lets turtle. stay near our towers
do not fight in the jungle. fight in lanes only please
their comp is stronger in jungle chokes. we need lane space. dont fight in the jungle
my strategy is like proxy singed. i farm die repeat. im worth no gold. im not trolling
im trying to win. pls dont give up. this strategy wins me many games. you guys defend our base 4v5 while i proxy farm
((( many times in games where i am behind. i judge that one of the strongest ways for me to come back and win is to use a proxy farming strategy. in this strategy i go out and i find sneaky ways to get farm such as sneaking through paths through the battle lines and going behind enemy sidelane turrets and getting 3-4 waves of farm before a enemy comes to kill me. And if enemies find and kill me thats ok. i die which gives them some gold but my gold reward goes down every time, and in the process i gain gold as well. then eventually with my farming tactics i may become strong enough that i can join teamfights and make my team win teamfights. My proxy farming strategy is very powerful and allows me to come back and win many games. It is a very powerful tactic that i use to win many games where my team is behind. I hope my proxy farming strategy is not bannable. it is a legit and powerful game-winning tactic. )))
also there is another thing i will be doing in my games.
I believe the strongest and most powerful tactic to winning games when im toplane (which is my main lane) is telling my jungler to STAY OUT of my lane. I have been using this tactic for over 2000 games now.
Also. i have realized over thousands of games that nearly 100% of the time my jungler disregards my request and still comes to my lane (even though i told him to stay out), i judge it is a "bad gank" and i judge that i need to "stand back and let him die" in order to give myself the highest chance to win the game. This is because nearly 100% of the time, i can sense the enemy jungler is nearby (which is almost always the case) and i judge that if i try to "help" my jungler i will die with my jungler, which will only give more gold to the enemy team and increase my chances to lose.
And of course, I always give a few backpings my jungler when he is moving to my lane, but sometimes they still come. And whenever they come, i can always sense its a "bad gank" and i can sense that if i help my jungler i will only die with him and increase my chance to lose. So i stand back and i let my jungler die, in order to save myself and deny gold to the enemy and give me the highest chance to eventually carry and win the game.
This is a competitive game. And i always want to play with tactics and strategy that i believe are most powerful and will give me the highest chance to win. As such, this means if i judge that i need to let my jungler die in order to win, then i will do what i need to do to win.
I try as hard as i can to WARN MY JUNGLERS and TELL THEM to stay out of my lane in champ select. But "some" (about 5%) of them still come to my lane. And when it happens, it is nearly always a "bad gank".
Anyway. i have explained enough about that. Here is my message i will be pasting to my jungler in all of my champ selects. Riot, is this bannable? i hope it is not. Because i am only trying to win the game. And telling my jungler to STAY OUT OF MY LANE is my most POWERFUL WINNING TACTIC
((( here is my message i will be giving my junglers in my champ selects )))
XYZ . jungle friend . are you there ? i have to say something
hi jungle friend . ill make this easy to understand . stay out of my lane . i want zero ganks and zero help
if you come to my lane . i will not help you . i will stand back and let you die . i promise i am not being sarcastic
also jungle friend . if you come feed my lane once . that will probably put me on massive tilt and i will lose lane hard and my enemy will get so strong he crushes everyone and goes 15-0
so jungle friend . if you want to win . simply stay out of my lane . winning is a choice . and the choice is yours
