Let's just take a minute to absorb why I'm restricted from using chat

(NOTE: Spent the entire game being called "trash" from multiple allies and spam pinged in my lane for its entire duration) Game 1 In-Game Blue Vanity: elise Blue Vanity: ever jungled as mundo before? Blue Vanity: hes weak pre 6 Blue Vanity: he'll be below half health at most camps Blue Vanity: if you invade him pre 6 youll get a few kills Blue Vanity: i know you dont like me elise Blue Vanity: but youre campint the wong lane Blue Vanity: gnar has spent the last 7 or 8 minutes under my turret and im sure youve seen that Blue Vanity: stop it mundo Blue Vanity: it's clearly a bad game for him Blue Vanity: just let him enjoy himself Blue Vanity: top gone lol Blue Vanity: annie Blue Vanity: come top Blue Vanity: please Blue Vanity: hes gonna dive me again Blue Vanity: we can kill him if you come Blue Vanity: oh Blue Vanity: youre duo with elise Blue Vanity: ok Blue Vanity: thats why he blamed me and not you when your laner roamed and killed him Blue Vanity: hes duo with annie and theyre probably on drugs in the same room together Blue Vanity: when talon invaded and killed him at level 3 Blue Vanity: he raged me for about 2 minutes straight Blue Vanity: U R POOOSH LURRRNNNNN Blue Vanity: TRUUUUSSRRRHHH Blue Vanity: i mean Blue Vanity: we have a gnar in our base Blue Vanity: yeh Blue Vanity: he raged me until level 5 Blue Vanity: bot laners Blue Vanity: go top Blue Vanity: i cant stop him Blue Vanity: hes twice my farm and 4 kills and i got no help Blue Vanity: annie shut it Blue Vanity: you got camped by your obvious trash duo and still fed Blue Vanity: herald in our base Blue Vanity: is anybody else gonna do something about it Blue Vanity: elise sucks Blue Vanity: dont get baited by her Blue Vanity: keep blaming vlad just because gnar lived under his turret and autoed him to death at 20% health for 15 minutes straight Blue Vanity: dont worry about it mundo Blue Vanity: im not gonna let dipshits' opinions define how good i think i am Blue Vanity: better than all of you combined Blue Vanity: i played 23 minutes into a game where my entire team was telling me to afk Blue Vanity: and harassing my lanes with pings for 10 minutes straight Blue Vanity: anybody below plat would have left the game by now Blue Vanity: aka all of you Blue Vanity: i can carry bronze Blue Vanity: i cant carry these people

(NOTE: 2 players currently afk in base) Game 2 Pre-Game Blue Vanity: nooooo Blue Vanity: i was gonna pick vlad Blue Vanity: my client lagged Blue Vanity: i couldnt select him quickly enough Blue Vanity: :S Blue Vanity: well it just cost you a free victory In-Game Blue Vanity: jax Blue Vanity: camp top pl Blue Vanity: pls Blue Vanity: bot lane gonna get stomped Blue Vanity: jax Blue Vanity: hes just gonna keep doing that Blue Vanity: if you stay top we can kill him without me dying Blue Vanity: jax Blue Vanity: this top Blue Vanity: is going to dive minions Blue Vanity: again and again Blue Vanity: and again and again Blue Vanity: and hes going to kill me every single time Blue Vanity: it's almost 5 minutes into the game and i have 7 farm Blue Vanity: i havent said a word to lux all game Blue Vanity: jax Blue Vanity: you can have all the kills Blue Vanity: hes just gonna keep doing that like i said Blue Vanity: we could have killed him a few times by now Blue Vanity: but instead the whole team is feeding Blue Vanity: and the only 2 kills you have are in my lane Blue Vanity: theyre just going to feed man Blue Vanity: jax Blue Vanity: camp top Blue Vanity: these people are worthless Blue Vanity: yasuo Blue Vanity: if you want kills Blue Vanity: just come top Blue Vanity: its not difficult Blue Vanity: calm down Blue Vanity: they focused my lane this hard because they see im diamond Blue Vanity: i can handle them Blue Vanity: i just dont think you guys can Blue Vanity: jax Blue Vanity: play to me pls Blue Vanity: i have 4/5 kill participations Blue Vanity: you gotta soak up your pride and let teemo carry you Blue Vanity: teemo 5/6 kill participation Blue Vanity: but its my fault because im not carrying hard enough Blue Vanity: brand Blue Vanity: pair a good ult with one or two of my shrooms and we win the teamfight Blue Vanity: you guys all do nothing Blue Vanity: if you do something, i can probably carry Blue Vanity: but i dont expect it of you Blue Vanity: i get a team of 4 players who do absolutely nothing all game Blue Vanity: yasuo quit the game Blue Vanity: but report teemo