50 Comments

This Is Your Dad1/28/2017, 8:54:43 AM41 votes

He probably couldn't even click the right game mode. Hell, he was probably so drunk he misclicked Dota and ended up hitting the league client.

Myrmiron1/28/2017, 12:33:37 PM8 votes

At least he isn't lying, I mean, that must be worth something, right?

CodyBear 1/28/2017, 6:42:46 PM7 votes

They are not drunk. Just a bunch of dumb kids who want to sound cool because their game play sucks.

Jerry SeinfeId1/28/2017, 7:46:16 PM6 votes

Honestly like as soon as you learn to farm a bit playing stoned isn't that bad. Hell if you're lucky you get into your zone and focus incredibly hard.

I find myself being able to play as normal most of the time, sometimes i get in my zone and start focusing on farm. and then i always think i'm not paying enough attention to the minimap so i start paying attention to that too. However you need to know your limit, when you pass that you start playing bot games (adc janna ftw).

I can't speak for being drunk tho.

Most of the time it's just dipshits trying to sound cool tho. There's no reason to announce in all chat about how "420 Blazed, xD" you are.

MaropaL21/28/2017, 8:31:26 AM6 votes

Why would we play sober ranked games? thats no fun

higura1/28/2017, 9:09:17 PM5 votes

normaly when i play drunk do i play AI because i dont really wanna ruin other ppl's pvp experience regardsless if it's normal or ranked.

what i dont understand is why i get yelled at even when it's AI...like, it's not even because im doing bad/not trying or anything like that...everything under the sun isn't my fault just because im drunk at some point ppl!.

Keevalroy1/29/2017, 1:45:39 AM5 votes

With what League I played during S6 (let's be real, S6/7 League is only entertaining if you're intoxicated, oblivious, or new) I only played with friends in norms so that every member of the lobby knew what was happening and wasn't that negatively impacted. So if you want to drink or get high, do it in a full lobby with people you know; that's when it can actually be funny - especially if you're on voice coms listening to someone slurring incoherent nonsense calls as you laugh at them (I knew what I was saying damn it!)

What isn't funny is when you get drunk, queue with 4 strangers, and screw over their chances of winning just because you wanted to be an asshole. And it does make a difference if it's norms too - just because you're not graded doesn't mean you shouldn't try to win.

Ambient Snow1/28/2017, 9:14:05 PM4 votes

Amusing that he's drunk but he's able to type complete sentences with 0 typos

SuddenAntagonist1/28/2017, 6:32:31 PM3 votes

I won't speak for everyone, because it's not true for everyone obviously, but I know some people who play much better when high specifically. It makes them less tense and they make less mistakes. Drunk is a different beast, and the only things people I know do better while drunk are not appropriate to speak of.

invisiblecat11/29/2017, 12:44:36 AM2 votes

Nah keep them out of my normal games Customs and Co-op vs Ai are where they belong

IM A ID A IR A1/28/2017, 12:26:32 PM2 votes

At least he is trying xD Probably still better than these guys who come in a ranked game, instantly ping that they have 1000 ms and tell us that we have to carry him because he can't play like that.

Le Tongue1/29/2017, 8:57:16 AM2 votes

I don't think they are drunk or high, just want a lot of attention thinking it's super cool doing something their mom doesn't allow them to because they're most likely 13 years old. :O

Supreme Senpai691/28/2017, 5:31:20 PM1 votes

Don't even play normals. Enemy Morg was drunk and went 1/11/0. You play games for fun and I promise that game wasn't fun for the enemy team. Have fun but not at the expense of others.

fatherdarius1/29/2017, 2:08:55 AM1 votes

I enjoy league, and I enjoy alcohol. And I enjoy mixing them. Like Winston Churchill said, I've taken more out of alcohol (and league) than alcohol (and league) have taken out of me.

One or two drinks can be very relaxing, and what it will cost you in reaction time might be made up in anxiety reduction. It's the same reason most of the guys I go bowling with tend to bowl better after a couple of beers.

There's a difference between having a couple of drinks and playing while drunk/hammered/smashed.

I've played while drunk. It's fun!

I wouldn't play ranked that way. That's just not fair to people trying to climb. You need all your faculties.

Co-op vs AI, customs with friends, even ARAM. Normal blind/draft if I'm part of a 4-5 summoner pre-made. :)

And for the love of god, don't go announcing to everyone that you're "Drunk AF".

YOU LOST LMAO1/29/2017, 2:18:03 AM1 votes

There should be a report option for drunk/high people

deadlychuck1/29/2017, 3:32:50 AM1 votes

I'd probably play ranked when drunk, despite not normally even playing ranked, because i'd probably enjoy pissing people off.

ApexInTheCircle3/23/2017, 10:37:29 PM1 votes

I'm sorry that I have to drink in order to desensitize myself to the vitriol that the league community chucks at me.

This Is Your Dad1/30/2017, 1:04:19 AM1 votes

I will add that you do not want to respond to "I'm drunk" with "Fuck me". You'll never be the same.

PopsickIe1/30/2017, 5:59:39 AM1 votes

I played a game like that. Mentioned that's why we don't play high and I got reported and a chat ban.

Vizulix3/23/2017, 5:20:07 AM1 votes

Someone on my team did that before when I was in my Promos. What's even worse was that he was high and drunk.

VivaLaKitten3/23/2017, 7:49:25 AM1 votes

Dear players, do not get drunk or high, period. doing drugs increases the chance of you becoming depressed alcohol destroys several brain cells and being drunk makes you less likable in every way imaginable

BLACK REALM GOD3/23/2017, 8:02:38 AM1 votes

why should i have to deal with it in "norms"? why should a person who can't do anything but bring a team down due to their abuse of their own body be allowed to participate and bring said team down?

you guys didnt pick fat kids in highschool for your basketball team so why should i have to put up with alcoholics and dopeheads (you know the difference) ruining my game of dungeons and dragons with your frat party let's get laid syndromes???

double standards are funny.

that's why when someone admits they are drunk or high or otherwise intoxicated i report them for griefing and intentional feeding. doesnt matter if they go 22/0/50. telling the team that you're drunk or high just ruins morale and makes the game all that more frustrating for the rest of the team. intentionally playing while drunk is playing with the knowledge that you're not going to do your best. you might as well have just told your team you're going to feed.

i dont think players should be banned for that behavior, but definitely placed in a low priority queue for the night until they've sobered up.

Magical Player1/29/2017, 12:07:03 AM1 votes

Because what people type, is truly how they are....