[NSFW] Don't try this in the bedroom even if you're flexible

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This is a very unsafe work practice and should not be attempted. Please comply with all OSHA ordinances in order to maintain a Safe For Work environment! If your current equipment cannot perform the job safely, wait until you can obtain something more appropriate to prevent serious harm to personnel!