How to shock and impress others at your local pool

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A simple way to shock everyone at the pool. As you can see, extremely NSFW actions are being done here, from the stair being in water down to working with electricity without any real protective gear. I'd recommend against this kind of shocking, and rather to stick with just getting abs or a bit tanned. Or stay inside and play League.