Petition For Minions Day! Celebrate The Unconditional Teamwork Support From A Crew Of Minions!!!
Hail To Minions! League of Legends Lore has no PR information covering the history of Minions. Really, not too sure why? They Lose their friends and family constantly on a daily basis without COMPLAINING! Which day should be designated as Minion Day, annually?
ODE to Minions We walk as a team in unison trying to display the visual aid of Teamwork. However, those Champions taller than us except the few, spend most of their time in Scheme Work.
We would take the time to celebrate with a feast when the Turrets are demolished. But there is never the time when onto the next or to the base, to make sure our weapons are polished.
Many might not know, but we are happy to be healed from those Champions 
knowing the reason for the skill shot to heal minions is to help amp up the strength in numbers until your lane teammate returns. Then over across the map, some ganking with team fighting going on, and the no Champion return burns.
The Banner of Command 
is nice to fight along with for there is some energy to share. Though the Champion with the Banner of Command must walk along with minions to help strength the lane as the time wears.
All across these boards there is much to talk about teamwork while there is maybe too much time talking about some negative game attitudes. Though, if there was more time with optimism and positive attitude team morale transpiring, then maybe the environment of the game could be raised to higher achieved Altitudes.
We battle with one focus frame of mind objective, which is to win the game. Of course when faced with a game loss, there are some minions walking along side their teammates sorting through shame.
There have been abundance amounts of losses and victories with there being no more connection with the portal system to Summoner's Rift once a victory or defeat is owned with a conclusion. Maybe the idea of another portal connection to help tier up a victory as to showcase the actual decision to win the game at the next level near the demolished enemy inhibitor might propel us minions past our game theory illusions.
But no, into this very day, we are then casted, recycled, and reloaded into the next game sharing time with other games same time as ours and into another game battle. At least we are not herded into pens, stuffed, and fed as a feast in reference to the teams of cattle.
From: FuryofThornsRedo
First In Line to Support My Local Minions!