Hi there. I'm the BEST player in the world! AMA

thicc as fuk·4/17/2015, 3:21:46 PM·68 votes·4,594 views

It's hard being the best player in the world.

I always auto lock my roles and people always have an issue with it, but they just don't understand. I'm trying to help carry their deadweight with my awesomely OP unbeatable mechanics.

When I die to my laner it's one of the following reasons: My Jungler didn't gank for me. (Like what the heck dude. I'm the best player in the game, you should be trying to help get me fed.) Lag. (Lets face it, I'm the best. You can't kill me unless my comfortable 30 ping spikes to 35.) I let you kill me. (Giving the enemy team a killing spree is a great way to get an influx of gold through shutting them down.)

As the BEST player in the world, I'm often matched against People near my own skill level and my teammates are always low silver to high bronze. I personally think this in a glitch in their MMR system and have made countless threads about it that Riot has yet to address. I can put up with that for now. I understand Riot has a hard enough time keeping up with nerfing every champion I deem OP.

AMA

Inspired by this thread. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/oMgFTfcP-nerf-jinx?

52 Comments

Aatrox Herself4/17/2015, 3:26:57 PM18 votes

If your the best player you are clearly a virgin.

flibitydoo4/17/2015, 5:27:07 PM9 votes

The community is so bored they have resorted to mimicking VVVortic, gg

My Desired Name4/17/2015, 11:01:17 PM6 votes

People are so bad they need to use their ults just to kill you.

WolfBV4/17/2015, 11:21:27 PM5 votes

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Inspired by this thread. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/oMgFTfcP-nerf-jinx?

Aaaaaand it's gone.

FHMarshy4/17/2015, 3:32:04 PM4 votes

Lmao you forgot the fact he said "im smurfing and all you below g3 is garbage"

WELL you should check my comment to that :P

S H A Y C 04/17/2015, 3:25:07 PM3 votes

The feels bro....the feels

B1naryB0t4/17/2015, 6:10:09 PM2 votes

How important is teamwork?

Yorukin4/17/2015, 6:01:43 PM2 votes

I don't understand this post. If you're the best player in the world, then clearly you should have a godlike support who is always there for you even if you're playing another lane. Yet if you die, it's never because they didn't peel for you? Like seriously, it's their job, man.

Dangerous Man4/17/2015, 10:54:52 PM2 votes

LOL It's funny how people say they're lagging because they have 100 ping. Because that is normal to me. I don't lag at 100

Only Play Darius4/18/2015, 3:45:30 AM1 votes

The content of this post verified my suspicions:

You are not the best player. Far from it actually. You sound like a tryhard who does terrible in his games and does anything and everything to explain why it's not his fault that he wasn't able to do well.

Auryiel4/18/2015, 4:04:09 PM1 votes

Do you love me?

Mecha MaIphite4/18/2015, 5:44:05 PM1 votes

I keep getting noob teammates who lose their lane and feed. I never lose my lane, even though I play Pantheon who is a very high risk low reward champion. How do I carry them?

SEKAI4/19/2015, 3:47:38 AM1 votes

Yeah just from reading your ign, I am already convinced lololol.

warpenguin5554/17/2015, 4:04:06 PM1 votes

lol the thread this was a parody of got took down XD

CubedJustice4/17/2015, 5:37:43 PM1 votes

What do I do if I face a Mundo? I play exclusively Poppy for her fantastic laning, but I still can't seem to beat Mundo and his amazing early game.

AdgharKH4/17/2015, 7:31:24 PM1 votes

how do u stay at the top of ur game

4nth0l0gy4/17/2015, 7:34:50 PM1 votes

Who do you main?

Petarded4/17/2015, 8:16:51 PM1 votes

The best player in the world wouldn't say: "Hi,I am the best player,be jealous!'

Deathhollo4/17/2015, 11:25:52 PM1 votes

LOL ur totally the best player... http://www.lolking.net/leaderboards/#/na/21123

76Summers4/17/2015, 11:39:48 PM1 votes

Were you that fucking teemo who went top with shen and i had solo as cait??? if so fuck you...

Vi and Cupcait4/18/2015, 1:21:07 AM1 votes

Then you get thrown in this situation, and you zhonya's out of it all the while saying you can't die cuz you're too good for that

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