16 Comments

Whimsy Spook3/25/2015, 6:01:14 AM16 votes

When you get 0 RP and 0 IP, you can show it to all the girls you know and tell them you never played this game in your life. They will then sleep with you and you will not longer be 'clearly a virgin' anymore. That's when you transcend into your final form where your skill levels will increase and you can make it to challenger level. Good luck friend.

Maximum Zilean3/25/2015, 6:06:17 AM7 votes

What happens when you hit 0 of both? Riot Ames comes and haunts your account while your not looking and gives you 1 IP and 1 RP.

You have been warned.

Corrupto1233/25/2015, 3:41:02 PM5 votes

Riot decides to give you one 'bonus' RP.

Aerothal3/25/2015, 4:22:59 PM2 votes

[{quoted}](name=clearly a virgin,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=lvlWEcpI,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-03-25T05:55:26.406+0000)

http://i.gyazo.com/abd97cce0670089e2197ba51cc71f77c.png

I just did the math and if I buy 5 dollars of rp I can get 0 rp and 0 ip.

Is this how I win the game?

the real question is if you are going to maintain the 0 IP! Custom Games for the rest of your life?!?

I would spend the $5 just to have a 0 ip / 0 rp screenshot!

phillydsteak3/25/2015, 4:06:24 PM1 votes

You win if you aren't a virgin, but you clearly are so you lose. item 3151

Devack The Holy3/25/2015, 5:50:11 PM1 votes

You become a god.

And Riot is forced to listen to your every whim.

(Please get them to nerf Zed.)

ThtBearwithahat3/26/2015, 2:25:12 AM1 votes

XD this made my day Jinx

bad arcade kitty3/25/2015, 6:01:58 AM1 votes

how exactly do you spend 10000ip?

warpenguin5553/25/2015, 3:42:18 PM1 votes

You are given plat teams and play against bronze teams for every one of your ranked games

SerBlaise3/25/2015, 3:51:14 PM1 votes

I'm just amused by your name