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Whimsy Spook16 votes

When you get 0 RP and 0 IP, you can show it to all the girls you know and tell them you never played this game in your life. They will then sleep with you and you will not longer be 'clearly a virgin' anymore. That's when you transcend into your final form where your skill levels will increase and you can make it to challenger level. Good luck friend.

Chaotic Reks1 votes

so Xerath?

Maximum Zilean7 votes

What happens when you hit 0 of both? Riot Ames comes and haunts your account while your not looking and gives you 1 IP and 1 RP.

You have been warned.

thicc as fuk6 votes

wait really? I don't want that to happen Amumu item 3070

Karlyr1 votes

He already did it :P

AMYS GRAVE2 votes

in one instance the person was just given 1000 RP, but riot's policy on this is inconsistent and whatever the person who finds the thread wants to do is what happens.

Corrupto1235 votes

Riot decides to give you one 'bonus' RP.

PalPlays2 votes

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Riot decides to give you one 'bonus' RP.

Oh, you can't spend bonus RP, so it will sit there forever.

Aerothal2 votes

[{quoted}](name=clearly a virgin,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=lvlWEcpI,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-03-25T05:55:26.406+0000)

http://i.gyazo.com/abd97cce0670089e2197ba51cc71f77c.png

I just did the math and if I buy 5 dollars of rp I can get 0 rp and 0 ip.

Is this how I win the game?

the real question is if you are going to maintain the 0 IP! Custom Games for the rest of your life?!?

I would spend the $5 just to have a 0 ip / 0 rp screenshot!

bad arcade kitty1 votes

how exactly do you spend 10000ip?

thicc as fuk7 votes

6300 champ + 3150 champ + 450 champ + an 100 ip t2 rune

warpenguin5551 votes

You are given plat teams and play against bronze teams for every one of your ranked games

SerBlaise1 votes

I'm just amused by your name

phillydsteak1 votes

You win if you aren't a virgin, but you clearly are so you lose. item 3151

Devack The Holy1 votes

You become a god.

And Riot is forced to listen to your every whim.

(Please get them to nerf Zed.)

ThtBearwithahat1 votes

XD this made my day Jinx

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