"Never Gonna Knock You Up" LoL Parody
Click for Rick Roll --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I thought of a League of Legends themed parody of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." I only have the lyrics... and a gif... but I thought it was worth sharing anyways.
This parody shares the feelings of a poor laner who just wants to have a peaceful laning phase. As someone who lanes like I'm ranked in Wood 4, this is basically my mantra now. Try listening to the original song and filling in the lyrics yourself!
We’re no strangers to League You know the runes, and so do I A real high creep score’s what I’m thinkin’ of You wouldn’t get this from any other lane
I just wanna tell you how I’m laning Gotta make you understand
Never gonna knock you up Never gonna slow you down Never gonna run around and ignite you Never gonna make you dash Never gonna burn your flash Never gonna call a gank and hurt you
We’ve both farmed this lane, for so long Your mana’s aching but, you’re too shy to say it I see you’ve just gone back to recall I think I’ll stay here and, freeze the lane
And if you ask me how I’m laning Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna knock you up Never gonna slow you down Never gonna run around and ignite you Never gonna make you dash Never gonna burn your flash Never gonna call a gank and hurt you (x2)
(Ooh, knock you up) (Ooh, knock you up) Never gonna trade, never gonna trade (Knock you up) Never gonna trade, never gonna trade (Knock you up)
I’ve split-pushed this lane, for so long I miss you so much but, I’m too shy to say it Oh look I guess you’ve come to, stop my push So just like old times we, control-3
I just wanna tell you how I’m laning Gotta make you understand
Never gonna knock you up Never gonna slow you down Never gonna run around and ignite you Never gonna make you dash Never gonna burn your flash Never gonna call a gank and hurt you (x3)
I thought it was clever. Maybe not. If anyone can think of anything way better, share your idea in the comments! I love this song, and I'd love to hear what anyone can think of. Also please let me know if this has been done before... I'd hate to rip off anyone's idea.
