If Phreak Gained +5 Badassery
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I got this idea suddenly, and I was like "aw dang, gotta post this one."
I got this idea suddenly, and I was like "aw dang, gotta post this one."
I'm reporting you for insulting Phreak. Phreak never runs out of puns!
See, Phreak would make the ultimate dad with his jokes. I know because every dad ever will at some point embarrass you with a series of fantastically horrible puns.
puns of damage*
Prepare to be punished by Phreakishly good puns of damage!
I see we have a punny one here.
(May the triforce be with you)
I read that in the epic movie voice guy's voice.
Phreak's pun pool is like the universe - endless and constantly expanding 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=iexPTpv_4_c
Totally relevant.