The REAL Reason why Dominion is getting Removed:
Just to make things clear...
= Riot Member
= Another Riot Member
= Himself
: Good Morning fellow Riot Members!
: Eyy how's it going?
: Not too bad, yourself?
: Just fine!
: So how's that Crystal Scar's Dominion doing?
: It's going great! We planned a full VU and everything for it.
: Wonderful! Let's go check this old place out.
: Hello Skarner!
: OH GEEZ- Hey!
: What's going on here?
: Uhm... nothing...
: Skarner, what are you hiding back there?
: N-n-n--n-n-n-Nothing much...
: picks up suspicious item
: Is this Crystal Meth you're hiding from us, Skarner?
: Oh shit...
SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN! CODE RED! CODE RED! WE JUST GOT EXPOSED, GUYS! QUIT EVERYTHIN' AND RUN!
: AAAAAaAaAaAaaaAAaaAAAAAaaaaAaaaAahhhhhh! lots of screaming and/or running
Forecast 
: Game Breaking News! Riot members have just discovered secret Crystal Meth mining at, in all places imaginably, the Crystal Scar! Many champions have been arrested for acts of consuming said Crystal-esq drugs and many other Riot members have been arrested for, whether actually doing or being accused of, creating this horrible product!
...
And I have just recieved word that we're going to.... oh gods.... we're gonna have to abandon and block off the Crystal Scar for good!
...
And, by the way, we also are selling our brand new addition to the game, the Duskblade of Draktharr! Buy it now for only 3250 gold!
The End
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