Lee Sin walks into a bar...
...and a chair...
...and a table...
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But not a counter?
Hyuk hyuk
A man walks into a bar... and cracks his skull open. Because the bar's made of metal? And walking into it would hurt? Hahahahahahahaha.
Why does Leona keep inviting her to Stand-Up Night? I thought she hated her.
She hates us more.
A woman walks into a bar and orders some Red Bull. A man sitting by the counter asks what that drink is. The woman answers: -It's Red Bull. Haven't you heard? It gives you wings! Then she jumps out the window and flies about a bit. The man quickly tells the waiter to get him some, drinks it all, and jumps out the window and dies. The barman says: -Syndra, you're such a bitch!
I fell for that and I got back up
Was expecting "no counter"
Was pleasantly surprised. +1
Some may say this is offensive to blind people but I just don't see it.
This is so overused 
Zed walks into a bar... there is no counter.....
He never saw it coming
walks into a bar.
walks into a bar.
walks under a bar.
walks into a bar. He grabs a beer.
walks into a bar. There were no survivors.
walks into a bar. She got hammered.
And he says, "Well, that's the usual."
So the bartender says, "This is the first time I've ever seen you, and I think I'd remember a guy like you."
And he says, "The usual."
The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?"
floats into a bar.
walks into a bar. There is no counter.
walks into a bar. << walks into a bar.
A bartender walks into a bar. 
is at the counter.
walks into a bar. There were no survivors.
walks into a bar. Has exactly 4 drinks and leaves.
Lee Sin walks into a bar.
Or dif he dash? It looks like he flashed over it. He kicked an oak table. It's bolted to the ground. Lee Sin is now writhing in pain. The table was actually Maokai in disguise. Fiora is a waffle maker.
Hire me for stand-up night, Riot.
"A Demacian, a Noxian, and a Freljordian walk into a tavern. The barkeep asks, "What'll it be?"
The Demacian says, "Uh, I'll have a wine. No, wait, an ale!" Yeah... Then the Noxian says, "I'll have a... a wine." Yeah, he wants a wine.
And the Freljordian says, "I'll drink anything, so long as-" Wait, hold on, let me start over."
(its a blind date bar)
Cogsworth. . . I knew that was coming. . .
walks into a bar
(Everyone clinched their fist and started ganking on him.)
( just standed there with his malicious smile.)
(Then POOF! He vanished... like a Satan.)
walks into a bar....
There's no counter in the bar.
walk into a bar he doesn't get thrown out because nobody care about him.
walks into a bar...
You see why this makes no sense, right?
"Triple Kill!"
lol lee has always been overpowered due to no mana and his kit, but I just stomped one top with aatrox, lost game however, but that's not part of this story.
long story short, hes not op, and theres a lot of other champions to compete with him and his mobility now.
fiora op? check
yasuo op? check
Lucian op? check
jinx op ? check
lee sin? high mobility? no mana? good basse damage on kit with shields n sustain n ward hops? but don't feel like in todays game hes op, hes been shoved down your throat for seasons.
I thought you meant a metal bar. Well played sir/madam Well played
HAHAHA IVE NEVER HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
...and sues for it not being handicap accessible.
ok, that one is actually really good.
walks into a bar. Bar runs out of booze in 20 minutes.
Cripple/Sonic wave give him true sight