Grounded from computer for a month for googling Cute poro images

GetToTheLantern·3/26/2015, 1:41:03 AM·2 votes·528 views

So one day I was on face book and decided to put a poro as my profile picture but one problem I didn't have any besides screen shots from the poro king game mode and they weren't cute so I decided to go on the Internet and search for pictures of poros and at this time my mom came into the kitchen to get something to drink as looking through a couple poro pictures I decided to look further down as when I did X rated pictures popped up and lucky me that's just the same time my mom asked me what I was doing on my laptop she freaked out slammed my laptop shut and told me to go to my room and wait till my dad came home from work when he did I got the worst lecture of my life I tried explaining what I really was doing but at that time it was to late he was already so mad there was no explaining. As of right now I am posting this from my phone at school please guys if you want to find pictures of poros for your wall paper DONT SEARCH PORO ON GOOGLE find it some other way. summoner 31

2 Comments

ActuallyArrow3/26/2015, 2:09:18 AM2 votes

What? Parents still get mad over that stuff?

dalphy083/26/2015, 7:02:08 AM1 votes

Wow, wtf? Tell that stupid buffoon that you're going to call cops on them if you need to say something I guess. You can charge them with corporal punishment as well as design a story that hints at the possible likelyhood of them being a neo-nazi, in addition to violating several different concepts in various religions. Many different religions would side with you depending on what you were doing.

You could also charge the female (and male, but primarily the female by the looks of this story) with counts of incest as well as pedophilia. And by the story you've written, you CAN also charge them for possible bestiality if you know what you're doing. Not that any of those 3 are necessarily bad, but when linked to psychopathy it can be very dangerous.

No one can control Poro fun.