As an animal lover, i am astonished and saddened at the current state of ducks.
Barack Obama: Rename ducks to "Neverwet Birdies"
As we all know, these beautiful animals are subjected to the worst form of torture possible: Psychological.
The word "ducks" is not only dull, but offensive.
With your signature, we can change that.
Changing the name to "Neverwet Birdies" will help dull these wonderful creature's sorrows.
It will only take a moment of your time, and will help these beautiful animals achieve what they were born to do.