If only one of Mordekaiser's quotes could be used at street intersections...

AlofTwilight··9 votes·1,524 views

I swear some people are really ignorant of how you only need to press the button at a street intersection once. Pressing anymore than that DOES NOT make lights change sooner. The street itself and the number of cars present before a light determines how long it takes before the lights change. Every time I see someone spamming the button, I think of Mordekaiser repeating his quote "You only need to click once, fool" so many times. He could teach those people something.

12 Comments

My IGN Sucks3 votes

Read a report some time ago that a lot of those buttons actually do nothing. They are simply there to make you think you have some semblance of control. This is also true for a lot of elevator "Close Door" buttons.

I GONNA FK ON U2 votes

In my area, if you don't press the buttons the sign will never turn to "walk".

junglerboy161 votes

That is only true in certain areas (I'm guessing larger cities?) where they have enough pedestrian traffic that they can factor that into the standard traffic cycle. In smaller more rural areas, it is 100% reliant on you using the button if you want to get a cross signal.

My IGN Sucks1 votes

I'm pretty sure the report I read was in NYC so that would be the case.

Lajinn53 votes

Pressing buttons is fun though

Zimuus3 votes

So you're saying you aren't tempted to spam a giant button?

Are you even human?!

AlofTwilight1 votes

Um, no, I'm not.

I GONNA FK ON U1 votes

Maybe they like pushing buttons, ever thought of that?

Hiemdol1 votes

It's funny, I was thinking the same thing on the way home today.

There was this guy mashing the button who was so impatient that when the perpendicular street gave the walk sign he crossed that and the proceeded to spam the button to cross the street he had first planned on. As I continued on my walk I saw he crossed back onto the street I had been on for a while, because I wasn't so impatience.

jimmylism1 votes

Also the guy that spams the pings, not like 3 or 4 times, but like 20+ times.

Ethri1 votes

The only time I press the button more than once is when I don't think I pushed it hard enough the first time...

TenSlashTen1 votes

I like buttons.

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