Which champion abilities would you want IRL?

Arie··65 votes·137,132 views

We can’t all be champions on the Rift but if we were, it’d make life way more interesting-- or at least make snacking easier. We asked the community how they’d use champion abilities in everyday life and some of y’all seem pretty hungry! Check out some of the responses below and tell us which champion abilities you’d want in real life.

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Laughing Fish340 votes

Gangplank I want to eat oranges and be k. Feeling ill? Eat an orange and be k. Got hit by a car? Eat an orange and be k. Failed a test? Eat an orange and be k. There is no limit to how k you can be with oranges.

SEKAI104 votes

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Gangplank I want to eat oranges and be k. Feeling ill? Eat an orange and be k. Got hit by a car? Eat an orange and be k. Failed a test? Eat an orange and be k. There is no limit to how k you can be with oranges.

Eat too much you'd be kk.

And then kkk.

Morale: Don't overdose yourself with oranges, it's dangerous.

Laughing Fish350 votes

Overdosed on Oranges? Eat an orange and make it k.

pocoorange35 votes

i approve

General Keith133 votes

Failed flirting with a girl? Eat an orange and be k. Because every kiss begins with K.

RiotNotAFedora129 votes

I might have lol'd a little too hard. I had to...

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Vibrating Hotdog160 votes

Does Braum 's voice count as an ability?

Eleshakai149 votes

Soraka's ult. The ability to heal EVERYONE I know every few minutes.

As someone who has a wife with a severe medical condition... it is hard to state how much I would love this ability.

Master900066 votes

I'm glad that you didnt bitch about how hard your life is and put the comment in an optimistic form, i hope your wife gets better soon

Herge9836 votes

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Soraka's ult. The ability to heal EVERYONE I know every few minutes.

As someone who has a wife with a severe medical condition... it is hard to state how much I would love this ability.

hope ur wife feels better :D

The Cool Persian131 votes

Chogath Feast, I'll eat stuff and get larger... wait a second...

Jofeyy94 votes

Syndra force of will so i can toss those 3 pointers no problem.

Katarina shunpo so i can blink everywhere

TwistedFate Teleport so i can travel to any location

Velkoz Lifeform disintegration ray for... uh... science.

SwiftKitten8865 votes

Nidalee kitty form!!!

Littlest Sushi63 votes

Teemo passive, for those awkward moments in conversation when you just want to disappear.

AsphodelNext59 votes

Karthus Hepta-billion-kill (earning ~406 billion gold and restoring 336 billion mana)

Richy River57 votes

Shen summoner 12 I want Shen's ultimate. I will never be late for school again. teleports to girlfriend's room

кG44 votes

Wouldn't TwistedFate 's ultimate be just as useful, if not better?

Sincarnation53 votes

Ekko

Gonna keep doing this till it turns out right

My Desired Name53 votes

Draven Dual-wield throwing axes. I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of HOW AWESOME I AM. Plus I get the mustache as a bonus.

Fritterz47 votes

I have not heard someone say one of Amumu's ability once.

Forever Alone Amumu

A Small Dog45 votes

Akali Caught in an embarrassing moment? Smoke Bomb!

RockyStart39 votes

JarvanIV I would love to have Jarvan's ult so i can "Help" people.

:)

Gunnlaug38 votes

Bard Off to ______ we go!

Potato Doc38 votes

all you need is the great wall of china....

As for me id like mordekaisers ultimate... so I could finally get a girl to be near me TT_TT

Edit: Sorry guys, i meant this as a joke but some took me seriously ... even if im 23 and never had a gf XD

toastedbabybuns32 votes

I want vlads abilities so I can control people's periods.

That one girl in class who gets on everyones nerves? W. Girlfriend on her period? Q. Vladimir

JHlNfinity edge72 votes

you know, that is probably the most disgustingly handy power i have ever heard of.

Sparkle Tits30 votes

Monsoon in California

SEKAI28 votes

Which champion abilities would you want IRL?

Isn't that obvious?

Of course it has to be Gragas's W!

My Desired Name86 votes

I already have that ability tho

Aura Master Fox28 votes

Evelynn 's passive

I could be invisible whenever I want, for as long as I want!

LightIke28 votes

Sona's ult of course. In an awkward situation? Make everyone dance, someone wants to kill you? Make them dance. etc

Phatty7727 votes

Shyvanna ult....i mean you can actually become a dragon and its a movement spell so why not?

Fallen Soraka25 votes

Quinn ult. I get to send my bird to do what I want instead. On the plus side, I also get a free bird.

Rootworth24 votes

Kayle's ult.

Slinky00713 votes

And then be a stunt man, just ult when you fail

Strazty20 votes

Go skydiving off a cliff and ult at the last moment

Batsuo24 votes

I would want Yasuo's E because it doesnt do much dmage and a o.1 second cooldown, i would never be stuck behind anyone again and no one would ever catch me

Or his W so i could block the haters.

HeroineSam24 votes

I mean, we would solve bullying worldwide if we just had Annie! Someone bothering you? Bam. Giant demon bear in your face.

RiotRiot Silog65 votes

Frankly, I can't think of many problems that I couldn't solve with a giant demon bear in the face.

CubedJustice23 votes

RekSai's Tremor Sense. Spidey Sense, baby.

Only Play Darius22 votes

Nasus wither.

devante gomez25 votes

thats like the perfect murderer ability to have

кG17 votes

Maybe his q would be better though, because it would just endlessly stack?

Avios197 votes

I'd start getting stacks off killing Ants...

Khada Jhin GD17 votes

TwistedFate Ult when it was global. I can go anywhere i want and can see everyone BLACKMAIL INCOMING.

Spizzle900015 votes

Zed's W. Who doesn't want to be able to create a shadow clone of yourself to be able to switch places with it, turn every single conflict into a 2v1, etc. Think about it, then you don't have to bring a gun to a fist fight, you can just bring 2 more fists! :D

RiotRiot Silog68 votes

I was with you until the gun/fist fight analogy. Think 1 gun vs 4 fists is still a favorable matchup for the gun.

Get Heimerdinger's turrets and you can bring multiple guns to any fight you want!

warpenguin5557 votes

blitzcrank grab

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