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Which champion abilities would you want IRL?

Arie·6/9/2015, 5:26:06 PM·65 votes·137,132 views

We can’t all be champions on the Rift but if we were, it’d make life way more interesting-- or at least make snacking easier. We asked the community how they’d use champion abilities in everyday life and some of y’all seem pretty hungry! Check out some of the responses below and tell us which champion abilities you’d want in real life.

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Laughing Fish6/9/2015, 5:46:52 PM340 votes

Gangplank I want to eat oranges and be k. Feeling ill? Eat an orange and be k. Got hit by a car? Eat an orange and be k. Failed a test? Eat an orange and be k. There is no limit to how k you can be with oranges.

Vibrating Hotdog6/9/2015, 6:40:32 PM160 votes

Does Braum 's voice count as an ability?

Eleshakai6/9/2015, 6:19:39 PM149 votes

Soraka's ult. The ability to heal EVERYONE I know every few minutes.

As someone who has a wife with a severe medical condition... it is hard to state how much I would love this ability.

The Cool Persian6/9/2015, 6:21:49 PM131 votes

Chogath Feast, I'll eat stuff and get larger... wait a second...

Jofeyy6/9/2015, 6:41:24 PM94 votes

Syndra force of will so i can toss those 3 pointers no problem.

Katarina shunpo so i can blink everywhere

TwistedFate Teleport so i can travel to any location

Velkoz Lifeform disintegration ray for... uh... science.

SwiftKitten886/9/2015, 5:37:53 PM65 votes

Nidalee kitty form!!!

Littlest Sushi6/9/2015, 7:43:58 PM63 votes

Teemo passive, for those awkward moments in conversation when you just want to disappear.

AsphodelNext6/9/2015, 7:09:51 PM59 votes

Karthus Hepta-billion-kill (earning ~406 billion gold and restoring 336 billion mana)

Richy River6/9/2015, 6:12:48 PM57 votes

Shen summoner 12 I want Shen's ultimate. I will never be late for school again. teleports to girlfriend's room

My Desired Name6/9/2015, 5:44:36 PM53 votes

Draven Dual-wield throwing axes. I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of HOW AWESOME I AM. Plus I get the mustache as a bonus.

Sincarnation6/9/2015, 5:40:23 PM53 votes

Ekko

Gonna keep doing this till it turns out right

Fritterz6/9/2015, 7:09:29 PM47 votes

I have not heard someone say one of Amumu's ability once.

Forever Alone Amumu

A Small Dog6/9/2015, 5:41:01 PM45 votes

Akali Caught in an embarrassing moment? Smoke Bomb!

RockyStart6/9/2015, 6:57:37 PM39 votes

JarvanIV I would love to have Jarvan's ult so i can "Help" people.

:)

Gunnlaug6/9/2015, 5:46:53 PM38 votes

Bard Off to ______ we go!

toastedbabybuns6/9/2015, 11:28:41 PM32 votes

I want vlads abilities so I can control people's periods.

That one girl in class who gets on everyones nerves? W. Girlfriend on her period? Q. Vladimir

Sparkle Tits6/9/2015, 6:50:39 PM30 votes

Monsoon in California

SEKAI6/9/2015, 5:35:22 PM28 votes

Which champion abilities would you want IRL?

Isn't that obvious?

Of course it has to be Gragas's W!

Aura Master Fox6/9/2015, 6:45:37 PM28 votes

Evelynn 's passive

I could be invisible whenever I want, for as long as I want!

LightIke6/9/2015, 8:01:51 PM28 votes

Sona's ult of course. In an awkward situation? Make everyone dance, someone wants to kill you? Make them dance. etc

Phatty776/9/2015, 6:36:41 PM27 votes

Shyvanna ult....i mean you can actually become a dragon and its a movement spell so why not?

Fallen Soraka6/9/2015, 6:31:09 PM25 votes

Quinn ult. I get to send my bird to do what I want instead. On the plus side, I also get a free bird.

Rootworth6/9/2015, 5:52:30 PM24 votes

Kayle's ult.

HeroineSam6/9/2015, 6:56:04 PM24 votes

I mean, we would solve bullying worldwide if we just had Annie! Someone bothering you? Bam. Giant demon bear in your face.

Batsuo6/9/2015, 6:38:03 PM24 votes

I would want Yasuo's E because it doesnt do much dmage and a o.1 second cooldown, i would never be stuck behind anyone again and no one would ever catch me

Or his W so i could block the haters.

CubedJustice6/9/2015, 6:10:23 PM23 votes

RekSai's Tremor Sense. Spidey Sense, baby.

Only Play Darius6/9/2015, 6:04:38 PM22 votes

Nasus wither.

Khada Jhin GD6/9/2015, 6:29:13 PM17 votes

TwistedFate Ult when it was global. I can go anywhere i want and can see everyone BLACKMAIL INCOMING.

Spizzle90006/9/2015, 7:45:27 PM15 votes

Zed's W. Who doesn't want to be able to create a shadow clone of yourself to be able to switch places with it, turn every single conflict into a 2v1, etc. Think about it, then you don't have to bring a gun to a fist fight, you can just bring 2 more fists! :D

warpenguin5556/9/2015, 5:54:31 PM7 votes

blitzcrank grab