Tell us your cheesiest League pickup lines!

Arie·7/2/2015, 5:49:01 PM·106 votes·329,966 views

Are you looking for your next IRL duo partner? We asked the community for their best League-themed icebreakers and got a few that would thaw even Lissandra’s frozen heart! Check out some of the responses below and share some of your cheesiest, Phreak-worthy pickup lines-- but keep it PG, folks. :P

Also, don't forget to check out the Love & League documentary for some fun stories about couples who play League together.

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2,291 Comments

Laughing Fish7/2/2015, 6:25:27 PM513 votes

Bard *Seductive chiming *

RiotGlyceroll7/2/2015, 5:51:42 PM414 votes

that would thaw even Lissandra’s frozen heart!

pls Lissandra doesn't even build frozen heart n00blord

ModCaptainMårvelous7/2/2015, 7:11:54 PM392 votes

Ey gurl are you top lane because I wanna sit in your bush for five minutes before leaving us both disappointed when nothing happens, then shamefully slink away.

Rueian7/2/2015, 6:16:22 PM324 votes

Gangplank Are you an orange, because when i'm with you everything is K

Heckin Support7/2/2015, 7:25:10 PM315 votes

Heimerdinger Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a Zyra main because you are deZyra ble!

You must play Janna because you're blowing me away.

lightdragoon887/2/2015, 6:08:14 PM278 votes

Malzahar I have Space Aids. Would you like to share them with me?

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http://i41.tinypic.com/rbifls.gif

KnucksDaBraum7/2/2015, 9:07:43 PM274 votes

"You are nothing more than ass, waiting to be smashed." ~Taric

Jazzy Jesus7/2/2015, 9:14:24 PM265 votes

Blitzcrank I bet I can find a way to pull you in, even with all those creeps around. Ekko I don't need extra time to tell you that you're the one for me. Zilean I knew you'd fall for me. Jayce Here today to defend your tomorrow. Jinx I may do crazy things, but it's all for you. Amumu I never thought I'd get a friend like you... Caitlyn I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go. TwistedFate Today must be my lucky day. Zac I was made to be yours. Literally. Ashe If all the world's on one arrow... Then i just shot you in the face...

I'm sorry. I couldn't stop.

As per the request of a few fellow summoners, I am adding a few more lines to the list that apparently everyone loves. :P

ADDITIONS:

Brand You're the only one that can cool me off. Cassiopeia I can MAKE you fall in love with me. Just look into my eyes... Vi Here I am to save your day. Veigar I AM in love with you! STOP LAUGHING! Thresh I am the lantern to guide your way. Sona ..... Garen Demacia ;) <3 Karthus I'll be with you forever, even in death!

Draven Always7/2/2015, 9:07:51 PM262 votes

Draven You are almost as perfect as me Draven

DepthInfinite7/2/2015, 10:30:33 PM255 votes

my brother walked up, saw the title of the article and said

"Captain Teemo, reporting for booty!"

im done lol

SilverStruck1357/2/2015, 9:44:29 PM215 votes

Blitzcrank doesn't need a pick up line... he just grabs that Ashe

GundayMonday7/2/2015, 9:35:37 PM207 votes

Yorick I dig you. (I especially dig Graves )

ohsnapitsrawr7/2/2015, 8:30:04 PM198 votes

dont you worry i got protection, windwall blocks all projections Yasuo ;)

vulber7/2/2015, 8:45:18 PM175 votes

Size doesn't mean everything Teemo

Bard on Bush7/2/2015, 6:46:15 PM171 votes

MUNDO LIKE!

Flails tongue sexfully

Garurumon7/2/2015, 6:33:06 PM162 votes

I am Diamond.

Parendart7/2/2015, 9:33:09 PM162 votes

Gnar I'm gonna throw you against a wall and pound you all night.

Best Darius KR7/2/2015, 5:55:26 PM145 votes

Kalista Do you want to be my soulbound? :)

Bisexual Kindred7/2/2015, 8:24:59 PM133 votes

Hey, Want to go out it only takes me 3 pokes before i knock you up ~Yasuo

Simulcrash7/2/2015, 8:29:12 PM112 votes

You are my trinket, I can't go on without you.

Laughing Fish7/2/2015, 6:24:26 PM111 votes

Sona ...

ModAcademy Kayn7/2/2015, 6:59:27 PM105 votes

I bet you're good at hitting skilshots, because you're Ezreal as it gets.

YaJpTpOg4C7/2/2015, 9:44:53 PM103 votes

Are you Gragas? Cause you got me intoxicated.

Are you Annie/Brand? Cause you make me feel warm.

Are you Ahri? Cause I'm charmed.

Are you Urgot? Cause you're my last hope ..

Are you Soraka? Cause I see stars in your eyes.

Are you Leona? Cause damn you're hot.

Are you Velkoz? Cause all I see is you.

Are you Sona? Cause your voice is music to my ears. (Yes i can hear you Sona)

Are you TwistedFate? Cause I'm feeling lucky.

Are you Xerath? Cause you've landed all skill shots to my heart.

Are you Blitzcrank? Cause I wanna get closer to you.

Are youMissFortune? Cause I like big bo...

Are you Gangplank? Cause you make me feel fruity.

Are you Ashe? Cause you got a nice ashe.

Are you Nidalee? Cause I want you to hop on me.

Are you Diana? Cause you keep me up all night.

Are you DrMundo? Cause you make me go crazy.

Are you Cassiopeia? Cause when I look at you I get trapped in your beauty.

Are youXinZhao? Cause you sweep me off my feet.

Are you Elise? Cause I'm trapped in your web.

Are you Malphite? Cause you rock my world!

Are you Maokai? Cause I'm a nature lover.

Are you Karthus? Cause I sing about you even after death.

Are you Nautilus? Cause you're pulling me towards you.

Are you Alistar? Cause you can't push me away no matter how hard you try.

Are you Anivia? Cause I wanna fertilize your egg.

Are you Warwick? Cause you make me howl.

Are you Nasus? Cause I wanna give you a treat.

Are you Gnar? Cause you look gnarly.

Are you Aatrox? Cause you got my blood pumping fast.

Are you Lulu? Cause you taste purple.

Are you Amumu? Cause I wanna give you a hug.

Are you Janna? Cause you leave me breathless every time.

Are you Yasuo? Cause you leave me at my last breath.

Are you Ekko? Cause your name echoes in my head every second of the day.

Are you Shen? Cause you always got my back.

Sorry once I started I couldn't stop. :P

Emotes Only7/2/2015, 8:48:59 PM102 votes
  • Fiddlesticks "Why have a brain when I can have your heart?"

  • Thresh "I may have captured your soul, but you've captured my heart."

  • Are you Ziggs ? 'Cause you da bomb!

  • Zed Allow me to teach you the forbidden ways of the ninja. ;)

  • Are you Ekko ? 'Cause time slows down whenever you're around.

  • Are you Irelia? 'Cause you make my blade dance. ;)

Cosmic0blivion7/2/2015, 8:26:36 PM102 votes

Where's phreak when you need him?

S H A Y C 07/2/2015, 6:06:45 PM82 votes

Won't you be my Duo by_ Rito Please_

It's a beautiful day in Summoners Rift, A beautiful day for a Duo. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?...

It's a Duo Q day in this bot lane, A Duo Q day for a Carry. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?...

I've always wanted to have a Duo just like you. I've always wanted to climb to top tier with you So, let's make the most of this beautiful day. Since we're together we might as well say: Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my Duo? Won't you please, Won't you please? Please won't you be my Duo?

Eggball7/2/2015, 8:37:53 PM82 votes

If you were a ward, I'd place you in my heart <3

supaguyboy7/2/2015, 10:05:35 PM73 votes

I wish I was Ekko, so I could fall in love with you all over again.

Dreary Rain7/2/2015, 9:57:10 PM55 votes

Sona "R" you ready to be stunned? Annie "wanna play with me?" (wait, what!?) Brand I have a searing touch. Garen Flex's arm Gnar Regular cute noises, Mega "Rawr" KogMaw Lets get sticky. Kalista Ill pierce your heart, and bring you back. Ekko In ten years we can say we go way back in time. Irelia twerks

CloakedHalo967/2/2015, 8:46:21 PM52 votes

Chogath Can I nomnomnom you? MonkeyKing You want to feel my my staff hitting you and taking off your armor? Ryze You make me want to ryze up in the morning. Katarina Get ready to be jumped on and see grey. Azir I'm a king of my own city/country. (Not sure about Azir's lore) Syndra I handle balls very well. (I'm so sorry) Brand You look hotter than, well, me. Yasuo Don't worry even if I knock you up, I'll make you only see grey.

Bard on Bush7/2/2015, 5:52:50 PM50 votes

Will you be my Boo buff

FumblePuff7/2/2015, 8:24:09 PM42 votes

I may not be a Taric main, but your eyes are truly outrageous.

Ghost Haze Train7/2/2015, 8:32:31 PM14 votes

What if a teemo blinded a lee sin?