The Strangest Dream about Applying to Riot for a Job

I had the STRANGEST dream last night, I was watching as a disembodied specter (think camera view) while a panel of three riot staff were conducting interviews, as one interview wrapped up a riot member told the applicant "call in the next guy" to which the applicant paused and gave him a nervous look and said "...are you sure?...good luck!" the riot members were understandably confused, until A man (me) wearing a pirate suit (imagine ) walked in with a parrot on his shoulder... the riot members paused for about 5 seconds before one said "... you're hired" to which i replied "YAR HAR HAR HAR YOU HEAR THAT POLLY?! YOU GOT THE JOB!" to which the parrot replied "sqwak i heard him you big lug, now my life as a programmer can begin!" i dont really remember the next part too well (it might have just kinda transitioned as dreams do(edit: i think it had to do with their confusion over who had applied, me or the parrot)) but somehow/someway they asked about my qualifications as well, to which i replied by pulling out my wallet, from which a long line of licenses came out in plastic envelopes, I immediately began explaining what each was, which included assassination, counter assassination, and counter counter assassination (which i explained was very different from normal assassination since you had to be able to outwit a counter assassin first or something). They then asked me to demonstrate on a distant chair, which i proceeded to shunpo to somehow and completely obliterate. We then all ate pizza, and the dream ended... this was really a dream i had... do i have issues?