Dumbest bits of rage you've heard in chat?

Just kinda curious what everyones worst case of "Toxic nooblords" were through chat. Just try not to sound like one of them while here. Also no need to give names. This is purely for entertainment and stuff. Not insulting said ragers.

For me, I just got out of a game where the AD carry on my team kept raging at me and saying ULT ME STUPID. Did I mention i'm only level 3? This happened like 8 times before I even hit 6.

And then they kept at it in team fights. I'd rather save my ultimate for our 12/4 then using my ult on the 0/20 AD carry. Because that Fiora actually was doing some damage in fights.