Remove 1 letter from a champions ability. What does it do now?
Aid Hunter: Fires a missile. The missile locks onto targets affected by Malzahar's E.
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- Blinding Art. Paints nude picture of Taric. Everyone is blinded cause they gouged their own eyes.
Tongue Ash Effect: Puts Tryndamere on tilt.
Crow Storm -> Cow Storm
"Fiddlesticks charges for 1 second, then blinks to target location, summoning a swarm of mad cows that encircle him and stampede around him, dealing magic damage to everyone in the area."
Dragon's Rage -> Dragon's Age
"Lee Sin unleashes the power of knowledge, firing a massive dragon who's presence causes the enemy champions hit to rapidly age. He must now open a nursing home to care for those he cursed."
Poison Trail -> Poison Tail
"Singed leaves a trail of noxious fumes behind him, whose odor causes enemies who inhale it to gasp and beg someone to open a window."
Wild Cards -> Wild Cars
"Twisted Fate summons a volley of flying cars to assail his opponents."
Pick A Card -> Pick A Car "Twisted Fate has embraced his Destiny (lol) as a used car salesman and offers you three cars. The red one is the fastest, but odds are high you'll end up getting pulled by police more often. The blue one is the oldest, but it looks to be in decent shape for its age. The yellow one is clearly the best deal, but no one likes yellow, so you ignore it."
Destiny/Gate -> Destiny/Gat "Twisted Fate reveals the positions of all enemy champions on the map, then pulls out El Diablo, his trusty sidearm, and proceeds to shoot down all enemy champions in his wake. Twisted Fate is arrested and charged with many counts of homicide.
Final Spark -> Final Spar
"Lux readies herself for a final brawl, pumping herself by practicing with her brother Garen. She knows the time will come when it is time to hang up her gloves, and that time is approaching soon."
Equilibrium Strike -> Equilibrium Trike
"Irelia summons a tricycle that is perfectly balanced in every way. She then proceeds to unbalance it by beating the ever-loving shit out of whoever is closest to her."
Parrrley -> Parrley
"Gangplank can gains one less gold from using his Q to kill minions."
Rocket Grab -> Rocket Gab
"Blitzcrank overloads his vocal processor, spouting out insults at his foes. All enemies become extremely salty as a result."
Feral Scream -> Feral Cream
"Cho'Gath applies a cream to his pet dog to maintain its domestic nature. The dog remains loyal to Cho'Gath and gains +1 loyalty for 6 - 8 weeks."
Hyper -> Hype
"Gnar loses all control of himself and his bowels at the sight of the Yorick teaser."
"Children of the Rave"
Summons a heavy metal Rave Party to the rift that blasts the enemy away with sick beats, awesome dance moves and underage drinking.
Ale Cascade
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3 bowls of ale spining around Diana
Heavy breathing
- Chaaaaaaarge!!!
you dont even know if i removed a letter
: R
Cum The Waters: Uuuuuh....
Final park: Takes the last parking spot from an enemy champion, causing them to enrage and run in circles for 2/2.5/3 hours.
Broken Wigs - Riven puts a random wig on her head. increases Riven's swag by 50 (+0.2 AP ratio).
Thank you OP, I had way too much fun with this lol.
Dark Assage - Thresh creates an ass-seeking black hole missile.
Majestic Roa - Gives volibear a cosmetic rod of ages to hold on to. Every point put into this ability makes the rod bigger and more majestic.
Thunder Laws - Volibear uses lightning to write a up a bill which outlaws kiting.
Rescendo - Sona causes her enemies hairlines to recede.
Lack Shield - Casting it on an ally causes them to lack a shield. It's not very effective.
Electrical Urge - Kennen feels compelled to electrocute someone.
Licing Maelstrom - Kennen infests his enemies hair with blood sucking parasites.
Inner Lame - Passive effect causes enemies to stop and spam laugh at what a loser Karma is.
- Help, Pi!
asks 
for the full answer to Pi. Since Pi is endless, is permanently suppressed for the rest of the game. When targeting other champions, they get confused and take Pi% +(Pi AP) max HP magic damage for Pi seconds.
- Son of Celerity
Sona summons her illegitimate son who runs arounds for 15 seconds, gaining increasing movement speed every 3 seconds. No one knows who the father is and no one wants to claim fatherhood, which forces all male champions within 600 units of the boy to be feared. Female champions in the same range are charmed as they oogle over how cute the boy is.
If the boy makes contact with a male champion. they are deemed the real father and must pay Sona child support for the rest of the game. The boy will gain 300% increased movement speed toward a male champion that he has feared at least 3 times over the course of the game.
- Rapid Ire
becomes enraged, gaining movement and attack speed for 5 seconds. She shouts insults of weakness and inadequacy at those she shoots, taunting them for a brief time.
- Decisive Trike
gets on his tricycle and enters an all-important race to decide the fate of the world. If he wins, all evil is immediately smited and the world is saved. If he loses, rises to power and the world descends into hell.
- Summon: Tibber
wills to life her stuffed tiger, Tibber, who seems to be undergoing a bit of an identity crisis. When asked if there are any others like him, Tibber insists that "(He's) the only one!", followed by some unnerving eye twitches and random outbursts of crying and laughter.
- Two-HIV Poison
's basic attacks passively give their targets HIV, which causes them to become more vulnerable to crowd control effects, not to mention the common cold and the flu! When activated, throws his HIV(whatever the heck that means), dealing magic damage and applying the passive effect to the target, but disabling the passive effect thereafter until the ability becomes available again.
- Bullet Tie
channels for 2.5 seconds as she ties together several pellets before firing them as one super pellet! Deals major physical damage to the first champion hit. The super pellet then shrapnels, dealing lesser physical damage to all units behind the initial target in a cone. So basically, a crappier version of 
ult.
- Fur of the Sands
sports only the finest and most expensive of fur coats for 15 seconds. While active, Nasus gains 300/450/600 pimp cane points and forces anyone he smacks to respect the cane. Nearby enemy towers are immediately destroyed whenever Nasus actives Siphoning Trike, which summons a soul-sucking tricycle that grows stronger for each pedestrian it runs down.
- Wuju Stye
gets an eye infection that looks really nasty and unsightly. Enemy champions vomit on sight of him, stunning them for several seconds. Ally champions don't want anything to do with him, and thus do not invite him to that super awesome weekend party that all the cool kids are going to be at. This drives into a state of severe mental depression. However, he is unable to commit suicide by riding his Alpha Trike, the most dominant and important of all tricycles, off a cliff, as he lands on the backseat of a Double Trike, with in the front seat. They become fast friends as they revel in each others unsightliness, and they live happily ever after.
The moral of the story? Tricycles in Runeterra are freaking weird!
"Trial by Fire"
Trial by Fir -- GP makes everyone participate in a Christmas tree decorating contest. Winning team automatically wins the game.
men of war - soldiers pop up everywhere
men of pestilence - dudes with buckets of disease pop up everywhere
men of famine - EXTREMELY HUNGRY MEN POP UP EVERYWHERE
men of death - the entire male population of the shadow isles pop up everywhere
- Sand United.
Shen fills the map with sand, slowing all enemies by 99%.
Ebb and Flo.
You throw Flo from the Progressive commercials at your enemies, annoying them to death. Instantly kills anyone it bounces to.
"rune prison"
Rune prion. A runic spell causes the enemies proteins to misfold. This results in a slow and painful death of the enemy, as they slowly sink into mental disorders or muscular distrophy.
Chronoshift->Chronoshit
Zilean takes a massive shit that flies forwards in time, splattering all over enemies' screens when they enter a new match
Silver Bolts->Silver Bots
Vayne's autoattacks slowly change the skill level of enemy botlaners they hit into that of a Silver V.
Death Mark --> Death Ark
Zed summons a boat full of death. Its like Noah's Ark, but full of death instead of life.
Flame Chompers! --> Lame Chompers
Its the same as before, just a bit lamer.
Yordle Snap Trap --> Yordle Snap Rap
When someone steps on her traps, they start rapping
Chomp -> Chop
Trundle chops with his knife
Unseen Threat -> Unseen Treat
Kha'Zix turns into an invisible poro-snax.
Taste Their Fear -> Taste Their Ear
Kha'Zix sticks his bug tongue into his enemy's ear to see if they have too much earwax. If they have too much, he gives them a q-tip.
Charm
Harm. deals damage :^)
Tentacle Mash: Illoai makes a dish of mashed tentacles for your culinary pleasure
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Seel Tempest.
Throws out a tornado of http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/1f/086Seel.png/250px-086Seel.png
- Glacial Path
Glacial Pat: Lissandra creates an ice-claw, that pats every ally on it's path on his back. Hit allies are encouraged and gain additional attack speed.
"Essence Flu"
Ezreal coughs on the nearest enemy and makes them sick
E: Harm
Ahri hurts an enemy champion for magic damage.
Q: Rager's Focus
Ashe becomes enraged, causing basic attacks to increase in strength with each attack. Afterward, she ragequits and forces a disconnection for 60 seconds, putting the champion into stasis.
Q: Rocket Gab
Blitzcrank suddenly gains a PhD in rocket science and blathers endlessly about rocket science, boring surrounding enemies, slowing their movement and attack speed by 2-10% per second up to 95%.
W: Feral Scram
Cho'Gath gains 50/70/90/110/130 movement speed away from enemies and takes 20% reduced damage from behind.
Q: Tarcall
Soraka calls tar to fall on all enemy champions, slowing them by 80%, decaying over 2 seconds.
R: Undying Age
Same thing, tbh
Chronobake (i had to move the e, I couldn't live with myself if I didn't)
Ekko distorts time in a different way
Feast into East.
Cho'gath immediately can tp east of his current location.
Let's Ounce!: Zac begins to weigh all opponent champions, making them feel more depressed the higher their HP is compared to mobility.
Sol Eater: Aurelion Sol will be consumed when killed by nasus, granting Nasus a plethora of stacks equivalent to every star in the universe.
Lice And Dice: Renekton throws lice at his opponent, attaching to his opponents hair (if they have any). If this connects, he is given dice, and must roll 1d20 to critically re-strike his opponent.
Quickraw: ...
[slayer-jinx-unamused]
: Vicious Strikes
Vicious Trikes - Olaf rides a nasty trike, and kills anything he comes in contact with.
Sand Behind Me!
Moves Braum to stand directly in front of Azir.
Win Disciplines: Akali takes winning very seriously, if she loses she refuses to flame but dies a bit inside.
Howling Ale: A brew so awful it induces uncontrollable howling in pain.
Unlight: Leona sucks all of the light out of the surrounding area with a straw, blinding everyone.
Primordial Burst- Primordial Bust : Veigar strikes you with evil powers of the most ancient and glorious rack.[slayer-jinx-wink]
Renekton - Rutless Predator - Renekton realizes he is no longer in a rut. He gains tenacity.
- Overdive. Tower dives go terribly wrong.
Man Barrier
Curse of the Ad Mummy.
Frost Hot. Like Icy Hot.
Arse!
- Pillar of Fame.
Pyroclam. Summon flaming clam.
Chum the waters
remove the h and...oh.....um......do we even WANNA know that?
Ezreal- Arcane Sh*t
Ezreal summons a magical pile of sh*t which blinks all over the map.
Pick a Car
Twisted Fate cycles between 3 cars. The red one is slow and makes the enemy think a Withered Anivia is a racecar. The yellow one is unstable and will explode after the enemy drives 500 units with it. The blue one is a rented car. It drains the enemy's mana over the duration.
Draw a Bed
Enemies near Tristana become tired, allowing Tristana to draw a bed in Paint and paste it into the game, suppressing them based on their missing health.
Harm
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Read
Fiddlesticks forces the enemy to read definitions from a dictionary in real life.
Noxious Rap
Teemo starts dropping bars, taunting all enemies globally but earning himself an instant chat restriction.
Sion: Oar of the slayer: Sion takes out an oar and knocks a minion back, slowing all that are hit.
If he hits a champion, they are slowed and crippled as they have to heal from a paddle to the face.
Ight Binding : A binding that isn't too good or bad, just ight.