Bored

I lost my job recently so I am looking for jobs in-between getting distracted from the boards. I just got my Perfect Ascension icon, which was also distracting me a lot.

You?

Well i'm rubbing chocolate pudding on Bill Cosby's nipples while watching a documentary about how anthropologists discovered a primitive tribe in Africa that worships Jewish Fraternities. Meanwhile Billy Mays woke up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot by my house.

ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE IS NOW EMBRACING THE CURATIVE POWER OF LICKING THINGS TO CLAIM THEM AS YOUR OWN

HURR-DURR-HURR-DURR-HURR-DERP

Currently running around like a chicken with its head cut off organizing/founding two college clubs and internally crying over my Thermodynamics of Materials Test which I probably failed.