Political Crisis Averted? Azir Refuses to Ally With Teemo to Retake His Fandom

I am not an Azir main. In fact I do not even play Azir. I play Renekton and Nasus sometimes.

But I do follow our glorious Emperor's exploits from time to time.

For those that can't read this page (90% of them):

Dear Comrades of /r/Shurima,

The eternal leader from the Democratic People's Republic of Teemo (/r/DPRT) would like to join forces with /r/Shurima to jointly declare war on /r/AzirMains and /r/TeemoTalk as they are being portrayed as the true homes of Azir and Teemo by the main aggregation subreddit /r/ChampionMains and on main lol reddit thread.

Does the great empire of Shurima the true home to Azir mains accept our alliance?

God bless you comrades of Shurima and god bless the Democratic People's Republic of Teemo.

Sincerely, The Executive Office of the Eternal Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Teemo.

Address: His Majesty's Imperial Palace, Pyongyang II, TB-V P7-5, DPRT Work: 1-666-IMS-ATAN Email: [email protected] More Information: http://reddit.com/r/DPRT

To which the Emperor responded:

[–]AZIR_THE_EMPERORTHE EMPEROR 1 point 16 hours ago

I DECREE THAT WE REMAIN PEACEFUL. WE WILL NOT GO TO WAR WITH /r/AZIRMAINS.

Some cited the need to unite with /r/AzirMains to fight against /r/XerathMains.

This ends this Boards vs Reddit News report...

#FOR SHURIMA!

This isn't to advertise reddit or anything. I just wanted to share this little slice of laughs that most of us at the boards could easily miss since /r/Shurima and /r/DPRT are kinda obscure.