Your terrible at League

TBakes··176 votes·16,805 views

I am appalled at how many people cannot distinguish between "your" and "you're".

"Your" is used to refer to something you possess: your clothes, your favorite champ, your food, your grammar.

"You're" is used as a contraction of "you are": you're a cool guy, you're feeding mid, you're full of crap, you're killing me.

Every time you type out "your" ask your self if you're really trying to say "you are". If the answer is yes, then the correct word in that instance is "you're". Please, for the sake of humanity, understand the distinction between these two. Otherwise, your just sounding ignorant to you're fellow players.

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182 Comments

Ignis0134 votes

Clicked on this post to make a smart ass correction to your title. +1

FunkmasterFunk17 votes

Likewise

Silents4293 votes

You're*

I've learned a lot.

RiotZwill117 votes

The title for this post made my convulse in my chair...

This may be the only time I've been happy to have been trolled.

Cether25 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Zwill,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=iuOZoBbN,comment-id=001b,timestamp=2015-09-18T22:13:31.624+0000)

The title for this post made my convulse in my chair...

This may be the only time I've been happy to have been trolled.

You own a convulse and you keep it in your chair? Aren't you afraid you'll sit on it? :(

Noam Braumsky19 votes

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You own a convulse and you keep it in your chair? Aren't you afraid you'll sit on it? :(

The irony is so strong in this thread O_O

My Bicks Too Dig3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Zwill,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=iuOZoBbN,comment-id=001b,timestamp=2015-09-18T22:13:31.624+0000)

The title for this post made my convulse in my chair...

This may be the only time I've been happy to have been trolled.

Made your what in your chair? What's a convulse?

DemonCrayola2 votes

*you're

your welcome, friend :^)

500000000000000023 votes

ur rite! Tank u 4 dis pose!

gubigubi6 votes

wif dis nolege i wil g0t chalinjur 4sur

CheftoniFTW3 votes

*challenjour

Gamemaster Anth4 votes

This entire string read like it was written by the Orc army from Warhammer.

Not sure why it did, but I enjoyed it!

ShaftyMegee21 votes

More people should read this

redniwediS28 votes

People really shouldn't have to read this...

BroLane3 votes

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More people should read this

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People really shouldn't have to read this...

great!

Hazare4 votes

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People really shouldn't have to read this...

If only the day where they don't have to comes... :|summoner 3

ShaftyMegee2 votes

Exactly

TheMobius4017 votes

Judge: Their Contestant: Can you use it in a sentence? Judge: They're building their house over there. Kappa

Duke Anax2 votes

the astonishing thing I just noticed, when I say that sentence you can actually hear the difference ...

THE BIG BROTHER12 votes

Hah. I was about to come on here to complain about your misuse of the word, but then I saw it was a rant about proper grammar. A meager amount of my lack of faith in humanity has ebbed away. Thank you.

AntiFlash9 votes

Its not that we don't know the difference, its that who gives a shit. I'm not typing a paper, im typing an online message as quickly as possible. If your so interested in grammer go read a book.

Photos of Ghosts3 votes

Grammer. o boi.

AntiFlash4 votes

I spelled it like that on purpose, I'm pretty sure the people who seem to be offended by something so trivial don't have perfect grammar so they have no reason to get offended when someone doesn't put a " ' ".

50000000000000005 votes

It's about not making yourself look dumb than it is about helping others understand what you're saying, tbh.

Spizzle90007 votes

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Its not that we don't know the difference, its that who gives a shit. I'm not typing a paper, im typing an online message as quickly as possible. If your so interested in grammer go read a book.

And if you dislike grammar so much, go live with some cavemen who can't write and don't even have a language yet.

AntiFlash4 votes

I dislike people getting personally offended like they were apart the construction of the "English" taught today. On top of that I can guarantee nobody on league uses perfect grammar, they just like to pick out the common mistakes people make to try and put them down and make themselves feel superior. If you really wanted to get into it I could go on about why the language we use today is flawed.

Beoridas4 votes

its a logical fallacy too. its the most common ad hominen used today

BoxOfDOG2 votes

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Its not that we don't know the difference, its that who gives a shit. I'm not typing a paper, im typing an online message as quickly as possible. If your so interested in grammer go read a book.

So this message that I wrote in half the time that it takes you to write your "online message as fast as possible" can't be in proper grammar? Doesn't really seem that difficult to me. As long as you know how to use a keyboard, I see NO excuse to make it harder for people to read your crap.

AntiFlash1 votes

How do you figure it was in half the time. Do you see any grammatical errors in what I've said? Whereas your sentence structure is pretty bad.

BoxOfDOG2 votes

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How do you figure it was in half the time. Do you see any grammatical errors in what I've said? Whereas your sentence structure is pretty bad.

How is my sentence structure bad? Also, I see many grammatical errors. You misspelled: It's, it's, I'm, you're. I type at 80+ words per minute, fairly sure it can beat most typing speeds in an average board post.

EDIT: Upwards of 100 WPM, haven't taken that kind of test in 4 years :P

EndlessSorcerer8 votes

You're not likely to change the community, but I approve of your attempt to better it.

I came into this discussion with the sole intention of correcting your title for naught.

Well played.

Daedalus8717 votes

Its you're problem, get over it.

Bakataumana5 votes

whether people know the distinction between the two or not is inconsequential. You play an online video game and some people are lazy and don't feel like adding the extra strokes and therefore everything comes out in short hand.. i mean why not just type out laughing out loud??

Photos of Ghosts5 votes

Lazy = not knowing what the meaning of your words is? I wasn't aware of that. HOW can you not make a difference in the first place?

Oelyk3 votes

Obviously your salty that you cant be a lazy as me. Trundle

Sukishoo5 votes

People that play this game just have horrible grammar. They also can't tell the difference between "There" , "Their" or "They're"

Shroom Junkie4 votes

It wasn't actually helpful... I learned this distinction when I was 7.

gaby1best3 votes

I'm really shocked that matern English speakers can do that mistake.

PoopLoopist3 votes

The main purpose of language is communication. The intended message of the poster comes across just fine and therefore, arguing about it is the really stupid thing, sorry if you are so delicate that you get offended by someones incorrect use of your. Actually wait no, i couldn't possibly care less about that. Hurr durr my brain is so big that i spend my time worrying about ridiculously unimportant things such as OMG YOU DIDNT PUT AN APOSTROPHE they're! There coming to get you for you are incorrect use of grammarses! Sorry but if you were truly intelligent, you would consider the message behind what they are saying rather than what words they choose to use to convey the message.

Allow me to illustrate my point. if a guy comes into your house and tells you "YOUR ALL GOING TO DIE IF YOU DONT LEAVE THE BUILDING IS COLLAPSING" only a moron would sit there and correct his grammar. Not to mention, when talking, all 3 words sound exactly the same and he could be using any one of them at any time. my point being if your house is on fire and someone warns you about it, the only person who would sit there and freak out about grammar is someone who probably shouldn't escape the fire to begin with. We are better off without people who can't get over things that don't matter and have no bearing on anything. sorry if you fall into this category but its just a waste of time and honestly, my time would be better spent jerking off rather than typing this message.

TBakes4 votes

Allow me to illustrate my point.

If I walk into a store, and a representative asks me "How you doing today?" I am not going to say, think, or do anything to correct him. It is perfectly fine. I understand what he is asking, and I will respond accordingly. This is equivalent to typing in chat during a match in League. Anyone who is wasting time in-game to correct grammar and spelling is doing exactly that--wasting time.

However, if this representative then decided to type up a proposal for his employer asking for a promotion which reads "I should be promoted. I do good for you're store. Your a great boss who's trained me good and always gave me opportunitys to learn new things. If I am promoted than you will not be dissapointed." then this will not work well in his favor. This is equivalent to starting a new forum on the Boards and expecting others to read past the poor grammar and spelling . It's just not going to happen. Riot, and many others, will not be able to respect your thoughts and ideas (assuming they read past the first few lines) because of the disregard for writing etiquette, and those thoughts and ideas will be a waste of time and space.

Some people do not realize this, so I figured I would make this post as a PSA. Oftentimes, there are individuals who have great opinions that get ignored because of the presentation.

You can tell me that this chicken is going to taste good, but, if it does not look and smell good, then I probably will not eat it.

Silverthane3 votes

WOW completely baited me into clicking this to say you spelled the title wrong.

GG 10/10

Big Bang Bob3 votes

Easy solution. Just link them to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FdKPEA17m4

Sasogwa3 votes

well sometimes people use it because they're lazy and it's faster to right "your" than to right "you're". I think.

LCS DoubleVision3 votes

It's online gaming.. People type fast and don't think about. It's not like i'm in school and being graded or care about what people think about my grammar online.

Trust me, I'm sure there are plenty of grammar mistakes you have made, unless you are the type of person who proof reads everything you write in fear someone might call you out on it. Some of us just don't care online..

Pledgie2 votes

LeeSin Can't see the difference between ur and ur

youre welcome :)

ihaveapotion2 votes

Its generally americans that misspell your and you're and also a and an, its pretty weird. (im dutch and never misspell these words and i didnt even pay attention in english classes.)

Sire Hippington2 votes

I am appalled at how many people cannot distinguish between "your" and "you're".

I'm not appaled at howmany people cannot distinguish between "der", "die" and "das" in german, as i understand that some things are not that easy if your foreign to a language. this boards aren't NA only, so there are alot people like me that have english as a foreign language, if you complain about grammar or spelling errors, chances are that you're just sounding ignorant towards any non native english speaker.

I really appriciate that you're not only complaining, but also explaining, so take an upvote for that.

SSJTribe2 votes

Ah yes, the grammar, spelling, and punctuation. It's the difference between Helping my uncle, Jack, off his horse. And helping my uncle jack off his horse

Brindle1 votes

no1 cares we r playing a game we not in engrish class lol

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