I've been playing Teemo top lately and trying a strange build. I rush Zzrot and use his E for easy last-hitting / harass to keep gold flow incoming. I also utilize Grasp of The Undying for mild harass and sustain. Once I finish Zzrot, instead of shrooming the river, I start shrooming the lane. This causes my lane to hyper-push and generally always have my minions on the way to the enemy tower. The result?
I have their support and jungler waiting in the bushes of my lane for minutes at a time for the chance to jump me. I had a Shen and someone else waiting in a bush for three minutes with my enemy top laner. My team didn't do anything to get their first towers in a 4v2 situation. THAT is infuriating.